I'm a massive transvestite
Are you a bearded massive tranny? How big is massive?
The scary type, that look like they should play second row for samoa. Hands like a goalkeeper.

You left an it out, it should be Kick off, throw it in (have a little scrimmage).
My name isn't as straight forward as it looks, I'm a season ticket holder in the Snakepit so that bit is easy but Harry is a nickname I've had since I was about 10 years old, there are now more people who call me Harry than by my proper name of Mark.

I'm a bit of a language buff, so had to look Vectis up. 2 Theories: 1) Vectis is Latin for a level or crowbar, and could relate to the IOW looking like a lever between the 2 arms of the Solent. 2) My favourite: which is that it derives from an Old Germanic/Old English word for a little girl or little companion. The word was adopted and Latinised by the Romans, and ,as what often happens, it got assimiiated into a word, Vectis, recognised by the Romans, which seemed also to make some sense.
1974 I had a summer job at the CWS factory in Lowestoft as a fork truck driver unloading pea lorries.Starting at 6pm I didn't have much work before ten and watched all the World Cup games in the rest room.Holland were simply magic so I chose the name of one of the players.Could have been Rensenbrink of course.
...is the Delmon hotel still there in Manama China? spent a year at Juffair in the late 60's in the RAF.Obvious one really -lived in China for a while, hence the name. Can't be bothered to change it to reflect where I live now.

I was initially called 'hucks is coming home' on the old 606, as I thought he would return from San Jose to play for us. When he retired, I thought I better adapt my username. And so started my age long campaign for Hucks to be our manager. Hope you appreciate it, DHCanary.![]()