People I want in a band

Do we have a set list yet?

 

Bands are for raging ****s. You lot would be like a creepy old fat version of One Direction.

 

^^^^^ has no musical talent

 

Probably regret this but I was in a boyband when I was younger.

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Which one were you? The **** or the *****?

 

Which wan is you and which wan is trev

 

we could form a techno duo...

phat'n'phin

 

First album called "Bedsits & Buffets"

 

I'm the lead singer in a Bronski Beat tribute band if anyone's interested (not as a singer - I just want to anally rape you).

 

edge closely resembles Rick Waller

 

I'm the Malcolm Mclaren figure and will get some of you lot to go into the crowd randomly beating up journalists and other people we don't like.

 

So you're a massive **** basically?

 

Or deid.

 

I thought that was common knowledge.

 

Guitar/vocals-Jiffy. Enigmatic frontman always trying to be the centre of attention. Angry young man.

Toby Ono- Does **** all in the band apart from rimming Jiffy's arse and bitching about everybody and everything. The cause of the band's ultimate demise. Despises the bass player.

Bass/vocals-Dev. Old head on his shoulders. Believes it's his band and it's his way or the highway.

Rhythm guitar-Gambol. Always wanted to be lead guitar but disability makes certain chords impossible.

Drums-Dan. Has a bigger nose than the original drummer.

 

**** you. Av never wanted to play a musical instrument so my lack of fingers is a win!

Aw, actually, it isny.

 

Liquid Gold had a guitar like that.

 

#yafuds