People I want in a band

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Hash said:
I see youve poached Gerry and I for your band but left poor Barrie behind. He will not like this but its dog eat dog in the industry.

p.s. how come youre not in your own band ?
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I'm the Malcolm Mclaren figure and will get some of you lot to go into the crowd randomly beating up journalists and other people we don't like.
 
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Guitar/vocals-Jiffy. Enigmatic frontman always trying to be the centre of attention. Angry young man.

Toby Ono- Does **** all in the band apart from rimming Jiffy's arse and bitching about everybody and everything. The cause of the band's ultimate demise. Despises the bass player.

Bass/vocals-Dev. Old head on his shoulders. Believes it's his band and it's his way or the highway.

Rhythm guitar-Gambol. Always wanted to be lead guitar but disability makes certain chords impossible.

Drums-Dan. Has a bigger nose than the original drummer.
 
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Bob the skull said:
Guitar/vocals-Jiffy. Enigmatic frontman always trying to be the centre of attention. Angry young man.

Toby Ono- Does **** all in the band apart from rimming Jiffy's arse and bitching about everybody and everything. The cause of the band's ultimate demise. Despises the bass player.

Bass/vocals-Dev. Old head on his shoulders. Believes it's his band and it's his way or the highway.

Rhythm guitar-Gambol. Always wanted to be lead guitar but disability makes certain chords impossible.

Drums-Dan. Has a bigger nose than the original drummer.
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**** you. Av never wanted to play a musical instrument so my lack of fingers is a win!

Aw, actually, it isny.
 
Bob the skull said:
Guitar/vocals-Jiffy. Enigmatic frontman always trying to be the centre of attention. Angry young man.

Toby Ono- Does **** all in the band apart from rimming Jiffy's arse and bitching about everybody and everything. The cause of the band's ultimate demise. Despises the bass player.

Bass/vocals-Dev. Old head on his shoulders. Believes it's his band and it's his way or the highway.

Rhythm guitar-Gambol. Always wanted to be lead guitar but disability makes certain chords impossible.

Drums-Dan. Has a bigger nose than the original drummer.
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<laugh>
 
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