People I Hate
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does it count if i started reading them when i was 8??
No. Bit you can add to the list people who make random comments that make me feel absolutely bloody ancient!
Female colleagues who after numerous lunchtime trips to the pub have never once put their fingers in their purse and offered to buy the drinks even though they happen to earn more than the rest of us.
Female colleague who are getting promotions ahead of me because there either a lesbian or noshing off one of the other manager.
I hate pensioners who see fit to go to tesco between 6-7 pm when the rest of us go in after work... only to be held up the ****ing tills as they have a trolley filled with loaves of bread reduced by 2pence which invariably wont scan then after they have finally scanned their trolley full of reduced tat they then produce a wad of coupons asking the beast on the checkout to scan them all just incase any of them are relevant to their purchases.... only to discover that none of them pertain to their purchases...
the smelly piss stinking bastards do **** all all day other than peering out behind their net curtains taking notes of the comings an goings in the close when they should be at tesco then!!!!!!!!!!!!! ****S. Massive ****s infact...
Another thing i hate are little pikey ****s who stomp around town with no tops on trousers hanging off their arse pants pulled up round their belly, these ****ty new baseball caps worn at a jaunty angle whilst playing **** music out of their **** 5year old phone... You have ****ing head phones use them you pikey bastards rather than inflict your ****e on us with some ****e MC rapping over what is already poison to my ears.. Massive ****s.
the smelly piss stinking bastards do **** all all day other than peering out behind their net curtains taking notes of the comings an goings in the close when they should be at tesco then!!!!!!!!!!!!! ****S. Massive ****s infact...
Another thing i hate are little pikey ****s who stomp around town with no tops on trousers hanging off their arse pants pulled up round their belly, these ****ty new baseball caps worn at a jaunty angle whilst playing **** music out of their **** 5year old phone... You have ****ing head phones use them you pikey bastards rather than inflict your ****e on us with some ****e MC rapping over what is already poison to my ears.. Massive ****s.
Anyone over the age of 65 who failed to establish adequate investments sufficient to provide for them in their retirement should be euthanased.
People who use words like tragedy and catastrophe to describe a slight mishap in their own selfish bloody lives. Oh and people who put irksome but trival little acts of bureacracy on a par with the actions of the Nazis
oh god, pondscum that play music out of their phone whilst walking down the street. I don't even...I mean why? They must know they are pissing everyone off they walk past, and would get a much better audio experience using their headphones. I literally don't see the benefits of using the loudspeaker in a public area (except of course, pissing off moaney gits like me)
Also.. My neighbour who seems completely unable to play his music at any volume except for 'earthquake inducing', despite the amount of times he's been told to shut the hell up, and also seems to think every door needs to be slammed in order to make sure its fully closed, no matter what time of the night it is.
Along with all the T**s that drive past my house at 4am blasting their s***e 'dub step/drum and bass' out at maximum volume. You're in a ford fiesta, not the ministry of sound (I believe that's where modern young'uns go)
Generally, I hate unnecessarily noisy people as you may have guessed. I manage to listen to my music at reasonable levels, so people that assume its ok to infectyour ears with crap (why is it alway ***tty drum and base music and never anything good?) need to be shot. In my honest opinion.
(Also people who don't put their dogs on a lead whilst I'm jogging but that's another story)
Also.. My neighbour who seems completely unable to play his music at any volume except for 'earthquake inducing', despite the amount of times he's been told to shut the hell up, and also seems to think every door needs to be slammed in order to make sure its fully closed, no matter what time of the night it is.
Along with all the T**s that drive past my house at 4am blasting their s***e 'dub step/drum and bass' out at maximum volume. You're in a ford fiesta, not the ministry of sound (I believe that's where modern young'uns go)
Generally, I hate unnecessarily noisy people as you may have guessed. I manage to listen to my music at reasonable levels, so people that assume its ok to infectyour ears with crap (why is it alway ***tty drum and base music and never anything good?) need to be shot. In my honest opinion.
(Also people who don't put their dogs on a lead whilst I'm jogging but that's another story)
You could've just stopped there for me. I hate the old ****s
Does that inlcude SAF?
Does that inlcude SAF?
Wink or no wink, Fergie's not a pensioner! He's still employed. Sorry for being a pedant though
You could've just stopped there for me. I hate the old ****s
Dont get me wrong any of the old coffin dodgers who fought in the war I have the upmost respect for... its the narky old bastards who didnt and have a grudge against society as they did **** all an have no great stories to tell of defending the realm..
Exactly pal. Those who fought for their country deserve our respect. But there are plenty who have never fired a shot in anger and still expect the same respect even though they've done nothing of note in their whole miserable existences, other than avoiding death for 6 decades or so.
Wink or no wink, Fergie's not a pensioner! He's still employed. Sorry for being a pedant though
Yet another thing I hate - people who when confronted with a post that is cunningly designed to garner a bit of a reaction just respond with reason and logic. Boooooooooooooooooooo
I do like Forest Hills and did own a pair Stan Smiths too I just found wearing them for long periods of time hurt my feet.
I much more of Nike guy from now on
I much more of Nike guy from now on
I hate Jordan - why oh why do I know anything at all about this talentless bitch, how does she manage to keep informing me of updates in her life despite the fact I don't buy ****ing Closer or watch any programs on Sky Living - how does this transfer of information still manage to take place when I do everything I ****ing can to ignore it 
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I hate crowds of people who wait for the Green man at traffic lights, blocking your way through, even when the road is completely clear of traffic - out of my way you paceless ****ers.
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I hate Gatwick airport - I get off my flight from whereever looking to make a connecting flight, I've already checked in for my connecting flight with boarding card in hand, when I get off my previous flight I am right beside the gate of my connecting flight. "Please make your way through security again before getting your connecting flight" so I have to spend 30 minutes walking back through arrivals, round through departures, get raped in security, and back to the place I was 30 minutes before - for absolutely no ****ing reason
Staying with Gatwick (I could talk about Gatwick all night), they have those 'Human Signs', people with Yellow t-shirts on, stopping you every 2 minutes to direct you to the security gate and ask if you have any liquids in your bag. **** off out of my way and get a real job, if I was in charge I would buy a static sign to replace you, people can ****ing read.
Then you get up to the new 'automated' security gates where you have to scan your own boarding pass - I put the boarding pass on the scanner and it says "Please look at the Camera", I stare at the camera and thing says "Please open your eyes wide" - MY EYES ARE ****ING WIDE OPEN, about 2 minutes go past of me standing there looking as if I'm about to get hit by a bus with my eyes wide open before someone comes over and manually over rides the ****er.
You finally get through the security that was absolutely not necessary and you go for a meal in Weatherspoons (because there are **** all other places to eat in Gatwick) - when they bring you your meal they give you a fork and some blunt drum stick thing which is supposed to be a knife... they won't even give you a butter knife in the airport - despite the fact they will sell me 1 litre glass bottles of vodka in the duty free and about 200 other things I could use to maim a human. They pay lip service to security, anyone who wants to get around that could do easily, so they just piss the rest of us off all the time for no ****ing reason
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I hate crowds of people who wait for the Green man at traffic lights, blocking your way through, even when the road is completely clear of traffic - out of my way you paceless ****ers.
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I hate Gatwick airport - I get off my flight from whereever looking to make a connecting flight, I've already checked in for my connecting flight with boarding card in hand, when I get off my previous flight I am right beside the gate of my connecting flight. "Please make your way through security again before getting your connecting flight" so I have to spend 30 minutes walking back through arrivals, round through departures, get raped in security, and back to the place I was 30 minutes before - for absolutely no ****ing reason
Staying with Gatwick (I could talk about Gatwick all night), they have those 'Human Signs', people with Yellow t-shirts on, stopping you every 2 minutes to direct you to the security gate and ask if you have any liquids in your bag. **** off out of my way and get a real job, if I was in charge I would buy a static sign to replace you, people can ****ing read.
Then you get up to the new 'automated' security gates where you have to scan your own boarding pass - I put the boarding pass on the scanner and it says "Please look at the Camera", I stare at the camera and thing says "Please open your eyes wide" - MY EYES ARE ****ING WIDE OPEN, about 2 minutes go past of me standing there looking as if I'm about to get hit by a bus with my eyes wide open before someone comes over and manually over rides the ****er.
You finally get through the security that was absolutely not necessary and you go for a meal in Weatherspoons (because there are **** all other places to eat in Gatwick) - when they bring you your meal they give you a fork and some blunt drum stick thing which is supposed to be a knife... they won't even give you a butter knife in the airport - despite the fact they will sell me 1 litre glass bottles of vodka in the duty free and about 200 other things I could use to maim a human. They pay lip service to security, anyone who wants to get around that could do easily, so they just piss the rest of us off all the time for no ****ing reason