- People who update their facebooks whilst they're out supposedly 'having a good time'. Particularly ridiculous when you see posts like "Bla bla is with idiot A, idiot B and idiot C at [insert ****ty club here] - hehehe we're having such a good time!" Why is this necessary? If you're having such a good time, why are you on your phone...? - People (girls) who carry stupidly large bags with masses of junk inside. Especially annoying when my girlfriend takes 10 minutes to find a key or her ID because a girls bag has no compartments or sense of organisation, literally just a free-for-all in there. - People who press the button at a crossing OVER AND OVER again, even when you have clearly pressed it yourself. What are you hoping to accomplish? - People who come upto you in the street begging for money because they 'lost their train ticket', even though you can quite clearly see their dilated pupils and shoddy hygiene tell a different story - People who walk slowly and side-to-side so it's impossible to overtake them - People who question why I am watching a football match if it doesn't involve the team I support. Time and time again I've tried to explain that it's 'more than just a ball and players, it's the fans, rivalries, history etc and that I just like watching other teams' but these people never get it
I'm with you Maltese Mick. The other thing about Gatwick and Heathrow is that when you eventually make your way to immigartion on the return journey you're confronted by joyless morons whose grasp of the English language is at best dubious and they treat you as though you're out of order for wanting to get back into your own country.
I ****ing hate umbrellas and especially ****ing ******s who carry them open in busy areas with no regards for other people walking behind or by the side of them.
I hate them too, which is ironic because my grandfather invented the umbrella and our family still hold the patent. I get a small percentage of every umbrella sold in Western Europe. I do very well for myself as a result.
Oh i forgot - fans of other sports, especially rugby union, who wave away any controversy in their sport by saying "well at least we're not as bad as football". Oh and touring rugby teams who ruin your night by going itno the same pub as you're in. What a bunch of seriously unpleasant, self righteous bullying, mysogynistic ****s they are.
OAPs getting on public transport between 7:30am and 8:30am and 17:00pm and 18:30pm and taking up seats... People with prams/buggies getting on public transport at the same time as the OAPs People who stand right at the door of the Bus/Train who try to get on whilst you are getting off (a sly elbow in the chest does the trick) People who wait till the cashier states how much their items are ... is it a ****in surpsrise you have to pay People at cash machines who go through every option avilable before lifting a tenner (or walking away) People at cash machines who do the above but with all their bank/credit cards People who press the lift button after I've pressed it People who feel the need to be as close as possible to you in a que or tut if you don't shuffle forward 3 inches when someone else moves Bus Drivers Chatty Taxi Drivers (especially at 5am when I'm off to the Airport) ... I don't give a **** about your opinion I could go but I may have a stroke!
I hate chav's in town centres who have no respect for animals. Dogs get treated like orniments and are there to make them look ' cool', never giving the dog water and letting it drink your 'diamond white' is not a addequite replacement you foking moron - pull your pants up and wash once in a while. ALso hate people on the 'Dole' who say im getting 'paid' today when they get giro moneys. Paid , Paid for doing what looking at 1 job a week which you have no intention of actually going for. electriction please you cant even spell '****er' right, ****Please note the view expressed above are that of my own. Not all people on the 'Dole' are scum,chav's,layabouts with dogs they dont want. (most though)*******
couldnt agree more.. massive c u n t s that they are.. Had a load of them in my local the other week, thinking they were cool with their stupid ears the one bloke tried to pick up a drunk bird thinking he was some sort of doorman carried her out the place an dropped her on her head.. He also didnt appreciate it when I said after dropping her i assume you only play for the 2nd team with handling skills like that.. TWAT
English people who laugh at my accent, and say such things as "I don't know how foreigners seem to understand you all the time when I haven't a clue" - they understand me because they are used to talking to other foreign people with funny English accents you bunch of inward looking ****s.
You'd do anything to make your depressingly boring life seem more interesting wouldn't you? I know that's a feeble joke btw...
They will usually try and have a dig about "overpaid prima donnas/diving cheats" in football every time they get a chance. If you love your sport so much, talk about that instead! Racist!
Agree with this. I dont just watch football to watch Southampton, I watch it because I enjoy the game.
