My apologies, Latviandream, for trying to go with the humour rather than discussing the article. Having done a fair bit of statistical analysis in my 38 years in a clinical laboratory my first impression was that any data sets with an R2 as low as the ones they were quoting meant there was practically no correlation at all, other than by chance. I did try and find something meaningful in the article but the best thing there was the conclusion that there is no correlation between a striker's performance one season and the next. Surely that can't be true can it? Strikers don't become useless over the summer unless something else changes, e.g. Sturridge losing Suarez as a partner.
And please listen to LTL's advice and not take adverse comments so personally, we're only having fun!