Pelantees

[cronemeister]

So who's our new pelantee taker then now that the rat has left the building? I think it was Wilson before Isak came and when Isak was injured but neither are here now. Was talking about it in the boozer last night with a few lads, one reckons it might be Schar, another one suggested Gordon but I was thinking it might be Bruno. **** knows, unless either of our new strikers have had that responsibility bestowed on them previously

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

Schar seems the most obvious choice right now, unless Woltemade turns out to be a penalty expert.

 

[mmmkay]

Wissa or Woltemade

 

[Magnet]

Didn’t Gordon take a penalty whilst he’s been here. Not bothered checking but I seem to remember him doing so.

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Didn’t Gordon take a penalty whilst he’s been here. Not bothered checking but I seem to remember him doing so.

Since getting here he has taken 3 and scored 2 of them

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

Didn’t Gordon take a penalty whilst he’s been here. Not bothered checking but I seem to remember him doing so.

He had a pen saved vs Everton, can't remember any others.

 

[FadgewackeR]

Didn’t Gordon take a penalty whilst he’s been here. Not bothered checking but I seem to remember him doing so.

Scored one and missed one (vs Everton)

 

[FadgewackeR]

It’ll be Voldemort. Surely.

 

[cronemeister]

Scored one and missed one (vs Everton)

nice avi

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

It's all dancing and step routines for penalties these days.

I miss the days of Shearer penalties, keepers always knew what he was gonna do, but he always leathered it so hard they didn't have a chance.

 

[Obi Wan]

It's all dancing and step routines for penalties these days.

I miss the days of Shearer penalties, keepers always knew what he was gonna do, but he always leathered it so hard they didn't have a chance.

Some of them are just embarassing now. Especially when they then fluff it and miss.
If you are going to do all that ****, at least be 100% sure of the actual finish, so you don't look a complete fool.

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

Some of them are just embarassing now. Especially when they then fluff it and miss.
If you are going to do all that ****, at least be 100% sure of the actual finish, so you don't look a complete fool.

Embarrassing but hilarious - like Lookman's pannenka straight into the keeper's hands a few years ago, and Eze's Billy Elliott dance routine last season before tapping it straight to Pope.

It all underlines why you need a designated and confident penalty taker. Schar looks the most confident for us right now, as you know he'll at least place it and hit it hard.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Didn’t Gordon take a penalty whilst he’s been here. Not bothered checking but I seem to remember him doing so.

He missed against Everton

 

[magpie290761]

It’ll be Voldemort. Surely.

Shelvey has gone

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Shelvey has gone

Thank ****

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

got to be Pope as no goalkeeper could guess which way his shot would be going

 

[Obi Wan]

got to be Pope as no goalkeeper could guess which way his shot would be going

Can you get a throw-in directly from a sliced penalty?

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

Can you get a throw-in directly from a sliced penalty?

No, the throw in would go to.the opposition

So yes

 

[Seabass]

Bet Sandro is decent on pens. He would smash it like Shearer I reckon.