Pelantees

So who's our new pelantee taker then now that the rat has left the building? I think it was Wilson before Isak came and when Isak was injured but neither are here now. Was talking about it in the boozer last night with a few lads, one reckons it might be Schar, another one suggested Gordon but I was thinking it might be Bruno. **** knows, unless either of our new strikers have had that responsibility bestowed on them previously

 

Schar seems the most obvious choice right now, unless Woltemade turns out to be a penalty expert.

 

Wissa or Woltemade

 

Didn’t Gordon take a penalty whilst he’s been here. Not bothered checking but I seem to remember him doing so.

 

Since getting here he has taken 3 and scored 2 of them

 

He had a pen saved vs Everton, can't remember any others.

 

Scored one and missed one (vs Everton)

 

It’ll be Voldemort. Surely.

 

nice avi

 

It's all dancing and step routines for penalties these days.

I miss the days of Shearer penalties, keepers always knew what he was gonna do, but he always leathered it so hard they didn't have a chance.

 

Some of them are just embarassing now. Especially when they then fluff it and miss.
If you are going to do all that ****, at least be 100% sure of the actual finish, so you don't look a complete fool.

 

Embarrassing but hilarious - like Lookman's pannenka straight into the keeper's hands a few years ago, and Eze's Billy Elliott dance routine last season before tapping it straight to Pope.

It all underlines why you need a designated and confident penalty taker. Schar looks the most confident for us right now, as you know he'll at least place it and hit it hard.

 

He missed against Everton

 

Shelvey has gone

 

Thank ****

 

got to be Pope as no goalkeeper could guess which way his shot would be going

 

Can you get a throw-in directly from a sliced penalty?

 

No, the throw in would go to.the opposition

So yes

 

Bet Sandro is decent on pens. He would smash it like Shearer I reckon.