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People who say "me and my mate went out" instead of my mate and I went out"
people who still use the word wicked to descirbe everything
People who use "right" as a form of punctuation "I was going up the road right and i saw this geezer right and he came up to me right and said "what you looking at" right so i nutted him right".

People like that should al be shot.

What is even worse than that, is when people use "I" because they think it is the polite way, when in fact it should be "me". The present was from Dan and I. No you daft ****, the present was from Dan and me! (Quite why Dan and I are buying a present together for somebody is still a mystery though.)
 
What is even worse than that, is when people use "I" because they think it is the polite way, when in fact it should be "me". The present was from Dan and I. No you daft ****, the present was from Dan and me! (Quite why Dan and I are buying a present together for somebody is still a mystery though.)

Monaco - I told you not to tell this lot that you and i shagged the same whore and because she was so good we chipped in for a new set of false teeth.

Oh **** - I just realised you didn't mention it <doh>
 
I live in bristol and there are many things the natives say that annoys me, but the biggest one is brought instead of bought. As in I brought a new shirt. ****ing rage when I hear it.
 
Do my eyes deceive me, or has a thread about padlocks really garnered 130 comments?

For what it's worth, I don't bother buying them. It makes better economic sense to just smear **** on everything.
 
If you have recently dumped some of your clubs football shares and are stuck with what to do with 60p...or lower, I suggest buying shares in Padlocks....quickly <ok>
 
People who say "me and my mate went out" instead of my mate and I went out"
people who still use the word wicked to descirbe everything
People who use "right" as a form of punctuation "I was going up the road right and i saw this geezer right and he came up to me right and said "what you looking at" right so i nutted him right".

People like that should al be shot.

Right.