Padlocks

If you had to choose a padlock for whatever reason, what would it be?

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Depends on the burd am keepin captive I suppose.

 

See ****s that say padalock ...

 

I say padalock.

Square go?

 

apart from MD, who says padalock?

 

.

 

Before making such an important decision, I'd buy a copy of this month's 'Which Padlock?'.

 

Mon then!

 

My wife for one - she said "we better get a new padalock for the shed" ...

I thrashed her within an inch of her life. She wont make that mistake again.

 

First time she's had a doing that wasn't about the dinner.

 

worse than people who say ardvert?

 

Hink it might be a Lanarkshire thing.

 

Ardvert? Nae **** says ardvert.

 

or fairy up liquid.. heard this in Tesco last week!

 

Want to know what pisses me off?

"Gez a packet ae chris"

It's crisps you ****ing eejit.

 

The thing that grinds ma gears is when people (usually wimmin) say "an he/she said" at the start of every ****in sentence.

 

definitley DEFANETTLY!!

 

I hate people who say " Magret " instead of Margaret and I don't even know anyone called Margaret.

 

as-lit-at...

I was like that...

 

n ah wiz like that, n she wiz liek that

Also, "no whit a mean" !