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RAVENBLACK

RAVENBLACK

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No, not my penis.

Following the announcement that Gambol is to be a father lets all expose ourselves to our family status. Maybe even STD will reveal his actual age which he never does.

I'm 47 and have two kids. Boy and Girl.

Toby need not bother with this thread.
 
I_amEasterRoad1980 said:
No, not my penis.

Following the announcement that Gambol is to be a father lets all expose ourselves to our family status. Maybe even STD will reveal his actual age which he never does.

I'm 47 and have two kids. Boy and Girl.

Toby need not bother with this thread.
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Nae **** did, ya auld banger.
 
33. 2 kids aged 12 girl and 10 boy. Not with their Ma. Pumped her at the weekend though when I was up setting up their Kindle Fires. My bird would stab me :emoticon-0101-sadsm
 
Ciaran said:
33. 2 kids aged 12 girl and 10 boy. Not with their Ma. Pumped her at the weekend though when I was up setting up their Kindle Fires. My bird would stab me :emoticon-0101-sadsm
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33.2 kids?

Typical pikey. No allowed to use contraception. I take it the .2 is some kinda ***** kid ye had?
 
Ciaran said:
33. 2 kids aged 12 girl and 10 boy. Not with their Ma. Pumped her at the weekend though when I was up setting up their Kindle Fires. My bird would stab me :emoticon-0101-sadsm
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Big mistake pumping her at the weekend....now the demands will start again. You've only yourself to blame Ciaran and your ex will now have you by your crown jewels, literally.
 
That's not nice Gamby.

Tina will be beeling at this topic btw, being barren.
 
I have pumped her on and off since we split about 7 years ago Dorty. Keeps her happy without her havibg to stick living with a complete numpty like me.
 
Ciaran is now going to be exposed to the bunny boiler treatment, from both sides <laugh>

Been nice knowing you pal <ok>

What a schoolboy error indeed.
 
28, married, 2 children, both of them will be out the door to University by the time I hit 40 and then I'm ****ing off somewhere exotic.
 
MalteseMick said:
28, married, 2 children, both of them will be out the door to University by the time I hit 40 and then I'm ****ing off somewhere exotic.
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Spot on Mick. It is heart breaking to see a guy in his 40s chasing after his toddler. All out of breath. Christ that sounds *****fillic.
 
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