OT - You know you're getting old when...

[Radio Klopp]

you pluck your first grey hair from your nostrils!











But **** it, it's Friday I'll worry about it on Monday!

 

[jenners04]

amen to the second bit lol

so grey pubes is nothing to worry about just yet then, its the nostrils that's when you are an old fecka

 

[HugoEkitikeN01]

When you cannot do gig.... gig ...again.

 

[Radio Klopp]

amen to the second bit lol

so grey pubes is nothing to worry about just yet then, its the nostrils that's when you are an old fecka

Grey pubes? I don't think I have, I'll have to check that one later!

 

[Jimmy Squarefoot]

I'm 25 and I already have a few white hairs! Really annoying me now.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

You're as old as Foredeckdave

 

[Foredeckdave]

You're as old as Foredeckdave

It only feels like that first thing in the morning.

Truth is I'm now passed the 'getting' stage.

You know you are old when you can call a Middle-Aged father of 3 - SONNY

BUT you start to act as if you are old when you take yourself seriously

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

It only feels like that first thing in the morning.

Truth is I'm now passed the 'getting' stage.

You know you are old when you can call a Middle-Aged father of 3 - SONNY

BUT you start to act as if you are old when you take yourself seriously

This ^

 

[Tobes]

You know you're old when you go into a half trendy pub on a Saturday night, look round & realise that you're the oldest in the establishment

 

[Lucas Talking]

When you make those "ooff" or "oiii" noises when you bend over or stand up.

 

[Tobes]

When you have to take glasses with you when you go to a restaurant

 

[The artist JerryChristmas]

You know you're old when the trabs you had as a kid start coming "back in" to fashion and when referees start looking youthful

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

You know you're old when the trabs you had as a kid start coming "back in" to fashion and when referees start looking youthful

I'm from Liverpool and have never come across this terminology. What the **** are 'trabs'?

 

[Tobes]

I'm from Liverpool and have never come across this terminology. What the **** are 'trabs'?

Serious? trabs are trainers mate.

get with it ffs

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Serious? trabs are trainers mate.

get with it ffs

They weren't called trabs 40 ****ing years ago

 

[The artist JerryChristmas]

I'm from Liverpool and have never come across this terminology. What the **** are 'trabs'?

Ffs

You know you're really old when you don't understand the slang of someone who's mid thirties

Thanks Tobes...


Jesus wept RHC

 

[Foredeckdave]

Ah sod off Billy bet you haven't got a clue who Icky was?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Ah sod off Billy bet you haven't got a clue who Icky was?

Icky's the ****ing fire bobby

 

[Foredeckdave]

Icky's the ****ing fire bobby

But Billy didn't know that!!!! Billy's never been on a Green Goddess tram or stood under the Dockers Umbrella

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

But Billy didn't know that!!!! Billy's never been on a Green Goddess tram or stood under the Dockers Umbrella

****ing kids these days