or you get **** in there that's not supposed to be in there like insects and big green gobs from people who hate their jobs![]()
Do you ever eat at restaurants? You just have to trust people to be professional, never send a dish back though!

or you get **** in there that's not supposed to be in there like insects and big green gobs from people who hate their jobs![]()

Do you ever eat at restaurants? You just have to trust people to be professional, never send a dish back though!![]()
its worst when your mate is a chef where you go and knows your in, you sit there thinking i hope the ****a doesn't do something to my food just for a laugh.

pure bliss.
pfffftMalaysian chilli saucepure bliss.
HP is banned in our house now coz they make it in ****ing Holland these dayspfffft
Malaysian chilli saucepure bliss.
HP is banned in our house now coz they make it in ****ing Holland these dayspfffft
What problem does your household have with the Dutch?

They are as follows:
HP Brown Sauce
Heinz Tomato Ketchup
Coleman's English Mustard (preferably powder)
Sarson's Malt Vinegar
Heinz Salad Cream
Black Peppercorns (for grinding)
Sea Salt (for grinding)
These are they. Accept no alternatives or generics.
What problem does your household have with the Dutch?

They laid off hundreds of people in Brum to make it in a country that doesn't even know what it is...if you can find a Dutch man that eats brown sauce then I'm....well....a Dutchman![]()


i thought it might be because we sold Dirk lol
there may have been some Dirk lovin in the Billy household?

is salad creme not helman's mayonnaise?
I hate mayonnaise.
what about wostershistershistershire sauce? what about lee and perrins? and what about shudders... marmite...
What does HP stand for?

Does pizza, burgers or kebabs count?
Malaysian chilli saucepure bliss.
HP is banned in our house now coz they make it in ****ing Holland these dayspfffft

Houses of Parliament, if no-one's already sais so![]()
is salad creme not helman's mayonnaise?
I hate mayonnaise.
what about wostershistershistershire sauce? what about lee and perrins? and what about shudders... marmite...
