Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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I should have pointed out that the book I refer to is not exclusively about defecation <laugh>
(some folk think I'm slightly odd,but I'm not that ****ing weird <ok>)

The book is called 'The Tao' (pronounced Dao or Dow) by a fella called Daniel Reid.

It's about ancient Chinese knowledge regarding Diet,nutrition,breathing,exercise etc.

Available in paperback,you can probably get it for a tenner or cheaper second-hand.

To say its an eye opener would be an understatement.
 
Does it say anything about using a kiddies step? #feethigherthannormal
 
You're rubbish at this! Where's the details...? No mention of time, colour (Bluff, that's "color" <ok>), length or even smell <doh>

I had steak, mashed potatotes, and broccoli last night with a bit of A1 suace (HP brown sauce for you Gerrez <ok> ) should be a good one here soon.
 
You're rubbish at this! Where's the details...? No mention of time, colour (Bluff, that's "color" <ok>), length or even smell <doh>

Okay.

Smell wasn't too bad, but I am full of cold at the moment so can't really comment. It defo looks like a smelly one, bit sloppy and doesn't have any real length, it's just all sat at the bottom of the toilet. Pretty disappointing tbh, better when they curl up on the bowl <ok>
 
Okay.

Smell wasn't too bad, but I am full of cold at the moment so can't really comment. It defo looks like a smelly one, bit sloppy and doesn't have any real length, it's just all sat at the bottom of the toilet. Pretty disappointing tbh, better when they curl up on the bowl <ok>

Rep :bandit:
 
I read it and still thought WTF <doh>

#****ingyanks

Apparently, The phrase "A-1" means "top notch" "really good", etc. If you're a good singer you are an A-1 singer, etc and that is why the suuacea is named that way.
 
Apparently, The phrase "A-1" means "top notch" "really good", etc. If you're a good singer you are an A-1 singer, etc and that is why the suuacea is named that way.

Can you speak English rather than Yankish thank you please?