Says a lot about RHC that he watches a snail and thinks "Bloody hell, that's fast!"
The only time RHC moves faster than a snail is when he's falling off a bar stool

#wishIthoughtofthat
It amuses me that was picked up by the swear filter.
Scunthorpe.
Says a lot about RHC that he watches a snail and thinks "Bloody hell, that's fast!"

#wishIthoughtofthat
Swarbs:5194922 said:Says a lot about RHC that he watches a snail and thinks "Bloody hell, that's fast!"
The only time RHC moves faster than a snail is when he's falling off a bar stool
#wi****houghtofthat
It amuses me that was picked up by the swear filter.
S****horpe.

Who you calling a ****?![]()


Skylarker*:5194967 said:Who you calling a ****?![]()
Swarbs called you a ****
He just told me off for being offensive on his board
Then comes on here throwing the C word about willy nilly!
Swarbs called you a ****
He just told me off for being offensive on his board
Then comes on here throwing the C word about willy nilly!

I object to your use of the word willy. It offends my massive cock![]()


You are a massive Cock
Now tell me off
#powerfreak
You're a bad man. Want me to spank you?
#skyhasansandmfetish

Spank away![]()
For once, I don't think it's you!![]()
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Here is a snail with a LHC attached to it.
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Who'd have thought a thread about snails would have legs?
Sorry.
No need to apologiseNo need to apologise
#qualitygag
Maybe he was watching this one...
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No wonder you said I'd enjoy catching up.Snails love salt - it makes them go all funny and ****![]()

Never did I think when I made the original post that it would turn out as funny as this. Well in lads![]()
Why not? Someone had to rescue you from your snail at the bus stop thread ffs

By and large, the thread has remained true to the original theme. He wasn't at the bus stop this morning, by the way. ****ing bitch![]()
You've probably scared him away and made him finally get that car he'd been saving up for
