Ondrej Mazuch

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What's his song?

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Ain't he cute
No he ain't
He's just another freebie
From the welfare state

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Call Ehab Immature
Call him a poser
We're gonna spread manure on his old man's Roller
He don't have a big dick
Don't have a brain cell
And I'd really hate to have the same thoughts as you
(You silly moo)

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Gi Ehab di birth control we want no more


We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
Now he's playing with Frazier
Scoring goals for Hull City

We ain't heard of Kevin Stewart
We ain't heard of Ola Aina
No name in the program it's sterilisation
The half empty ground is a population doom
They're watching in their living room
Creating a generation gap
There's no England Caps
 
We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Ain't he cute
No he ain't
He's just another freebie
From the welfare state

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Call Ehab Immature
Call him a poser
We're gonna spread manure on his old man's Roller
He don't have a big dick
Don't have a brain cell
And I'd really hate to have the same thoughts as you
(You silly moo)

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Gi Ehab di birth control we want no more


We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
Now he's playing with Frazier
Scoring goals for Hull City

We ain't heard of Kevin Stewart
We ain't heard of Ola Aina
No name in the program it's sterilisation
The half empty ground is a population doom
They're watching in their living room
Creating a generation gap
There's no England Caps

Your talents have no boundaries Ben!
 
We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Ain't he cute
No he ain't
He's just another freebie
From the welfare state

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Call Ehab Immature
Call him a poser
We're gonna spread manure on his old man's Roller
He don't have a big dick
Don't have a brain cell
And I'd really hate to have the same thoughts as you
(You silly moo)

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Gi Ehab di birth control we want no more


We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
Now he's playing with Frazier
Scoring goals for Hull City

We ain't heard of Kevin Stewart
We ain't heard of Ola Aina
No name in the program it's sterilisation
The half empty ground is a population doom
They're watching in their living room
Creating a generation gap
There's no England Caps

A fine effort.:emoticon-0148-yes:
 
We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Ain't he cute
No he ain't
He's just another freebie
From the welfare state

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Call Ehab Immature
Call him a poser
We're gonna spread manure on his old man's Roller
He don't have a big dick
Don't have a brain cell
And I'd really hate to have the same thoughts as you
(You silly moo)

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Gi Ehab di birth control we want no more


We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
Now he's playing with Frazier
Scoring goals for Hull City

We ain't heard of Kevin Stewart
We ain't heard of Ola Aina
No name in the program it's sterilisation
The half empty ground is a population doom
They're watching in their living room
Creating a generation gap
There's no England Caps


Help me Chesh.

I've tried the words to Whoa, O, O, O, Sweet Chile of Mine and that doesn't work.

Chripy ****ing cheep cheep doesn't work either .

Neither does it to Saves All Youe Kisses For Me.

So what's the backing music to your words? And when do I have to start taking lessons to remember it all?
 
Help me Chesh.

I've tried the words to Whoa, O, O, O, Sweet Chile of Mine and that doesn't work.

Chripy ****ing cheep cheep doesn't work either .

Neither does it to Saves All Youe Kisses For Me.

So what's the backing music to your words? And when do I have to start taking lessons to remember it all?

Too Much Too Young by the Specials.
 
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We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Ain't he cute
No he ain't
He's just another freebie
From the welfare state

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Call Ehab Immature
Call him a poser
We're gonna spread manure on his old man's Roller
He don't have a big dick
Don't have a brain cell
And I'd really hate to have the same thoughts as you
(You silly moo)

We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
He's married & she's fit
So they've come to have some fun in Hull ull ull

Gi Ehab di birth control we want no more


We've got Mazuch
He's not too young
Now he's playing with Frazier
Scoring goals for Hull City

We ain't heard of Kevin Stewart
We ain't heard of Ola Aina
No name in the program it's sterilisation
The half empty ground is a population doom
They're watching in their living room
Creating a generation gap
There's no England Caps
Astonishing
Well played Sir Jerry
 
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Be honest, apart from FC, had anyone heard of our new signings prior to our interest/signing them?