On The Record

Always been a bit of net buster tbf

 

The amount of blokes at work that say they have to suffer that **** when they get home is mind blowing.

 

My 13 year old is the worst ... all her mates at school are watching the ****ing thing ... bunch of perma tanned, over manicured, ******s ... (not her mates)

 

Bambi will not be happy about that.

 

Have already responded, Quentin... keep up lad

 

Thankfully i've never seen a single second of it. Sounds like a load of ****e. Something Metths and Waddle is gob would like.

 

And yet you had to show up like a rancid fart, and cause a stink about it, yeah?

 

Still a-leapin' into that net, I see.

 

**** off you tedious slug.

 

**** off yourself, saggy tits.

 

Quentin will be sat watching with his box of tissues and his pint of snakebite no doubt ... whilst sucking his paunch in and deluding himself that he could easily fit in with the 'ripped' types

 

I was pumping iron, this evening, Bambi.

No alcohol.

 

I doubt the slug drinks pints.

 

GTIs, normally.

With a slice.

What's wrong with that?

It's hardly effeminate.

 

... sure you were Quents ... prep for ZZ Muffin Tops next gig at the Darby & Joan?

 

Look, you've got Commie on your side, for once. If you carry on with **** like that, you're going to **** him off again, and he'll start ripping the piss.

 

Comm and me have always got on just fine you sad twat ... if ever I needed any further proof that you really don't get the bantz thing

 

My favourite type of post, a 'did you know' post

Nice one Trebs, no I didn't but now I do, thanks.

 

It's always so, so easy...