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There are many who, like me, are sick and tired of being mis-quoted.

What's said in banter doesn't necessarily stand for what a poster actually thinks or believes.

There you are, engaging in a quiet rib-tickling bit of banter, and up will pop Pixie (or another third-rate wumster) to spoil the fun with his infamous "bookmarked" banter-killer.

That's where this thread comes in.

Anything posted here will stand as a record as to what a poster actually believes.

No more need for bookmarks.
 
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I will kick things off, by going on the record and saying the following, regarding Alderwiereld.

I would like him to stay and to fight for his spot at Spurs, but provided (a) he either goes abroad, or (b) Levy fleeces United for the usual king's ransom, I will be happy for him to go, since it will mean that Poch no longer sees him as integral to our success.

Now, anything I may post off this thread regarding this matter is pure banter - got that?

Good!

That includes my beasting the likes of Matth with "no way will he end up a wasted donkey at United" style comments, yeah?
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
I will kick things off, by going on the record and saying the following, regarding Alderwiereld.

I would like him to stay and to fight for his spot at Spurs, but provided (a) he either goes abroad, or (b) Levy fleeces United for the usual king's ransom, I will be happy for him to go, since it will mean that Poch no longer sees him as integral to our success.

Now, anything I may post off this thread regarding this matter is pure banter - got that?

Good!

That includes my beasting the likes of Matth with "no way will he even up a wasted donkey at United" style comments, yeah?
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You can't have your cake and eat it too.
 
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On the record : Richarlison will join Liverpool, only play about 5 games, 2 will be against us and he'll score in both <wah>
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
I will kick things off, by going on the record and saying the following, regarding Alderwiereld.

I would like him to stay and to fight for his spot at Spurs, but provided (a) he either goes abroad, or (b) Levy fleeces United for the usual king's ransom, I will be happy for him to go, since it will mean that Poch no longer sees him as integral to our success.

Now, anything I may post off this thread regarding this matter is pure banter - got that?

Good!

That includes my beasting the likes of Matth with "no way will he end up a wasted donkey at United" style comments, yeah?
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What do you think Jose will pay for Toby, and more importantly who do you think you will spend the money on
 
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What do you think Jose will pay for Toby, and more importantly who do you think you will spend the money on
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I think Levy won't accept less than £75 million from United, although I think he'd be prepared to let him go for less abroad.
 
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****ing hope not he's ****. (Insert barn door joke)
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Not so sure about that tbh. He didn't have a break for about 18 months and it's his first time away from Brazil. See what he's like after a proper break, rejuvenated, a full season under his belt and getting used to the country. Nowt much wrong g with the work rate either. As he's almost certainly leaving I think he's worth 60 million <whistle>
 
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Dan Starkey 2 said:
Not so sure about that tbh. He didn't have a break for about 18 months and it's his first time away from Brazil. See what he's like after a proper break, rejuvenated, a full season under his belt and getting used to the country. Nowt much wrong g with the work rate either. As he's almost certainly leaving I think he's worth 60 million <whistle>
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Joking aside I know what you mean, there's a player in there that needs to improve his work in the final 3rd and if he does he could be very good. For any of the so called big clubs he's a risk but could be a shrewd buy if it pays off, a bit like Mane maybe.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
There are many who, like me, are sick and tired of being mis-quoted.

What's said in banter doesn't necessarily stand for what a poster actually thinks or believes.

There you are, engaging in a quiet rib-tickling bit of banter, and up will pop Pixie (or another third-rate wumster) to spoil the fun with his infamous "bookmarked" banter-killer.

That's where this thread comes in.

Anything posted here will stand as a record as to what a poster actually believes.

No more need for bookmarks.
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too many wum ****ups in too short of a time span?
 
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Big Ern said:
too many wum ****ups in too short of a time span?
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No Ern. Too many third-rate wumsters trying to mix it, but not fully understanding banter.

This thread is for posters to say what they actually mean and believe.

Here, it's all nothing more than opinion (not fact).

So, relax, and enjoy the footy convo.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
There are many who, like me, are sick and tired of being mis-quoted.

What's said in banter doesn't necessarily stand for what a poster actually thinks or believes.

There you are, engaging in a quiet rib-tickling bit of banter, and up will pop Pixie (or another third-rate wumster) to spoil the fun with his infamous "bookmarked" banter-killer.

That's where this thread comes in.

Anything posted here will stand as a record as to what a poster actually believes.

No more need for bookmarks.
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I don't actually bookmark anything HIAG, I only say it because it rattles the **** out of you.

As this thread adeptly proves :)
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I will kick things off, by going on the record and saying the following, regarding Alderwiereld.

I would like him to stay and to fight for his spot at Spurs, but provided (a) he either goes abroad, or (b) Levy fleeces United for the usual king's ransom, I will be happy for him to go, since it will mean that Poch no longer sees him as integral to our success.

Now, anything I may post off this thread regarding this matter is pure banter - got that?

Good!

That includes my beasting the likes of Matth with "no way will he end up a wasted donkey at United" style comments, yeah?
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You only changed your tune on that because you shat your keks over the 'No way will Levy sell him to Utd' comment <laugh>

You're a pussy HIAG. At least have the balls to admit you ****ed up instead of trying to palm it off as 'banter'
 
PISKIE said:
You only changed your tune on that because you shat your keks over the 'No way will Levy sell him to Utd' comment <laugh>

You're a pussy HIAG. At least have the balls to admit you ****ed up instead of trying to palm it off as 'banter'
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No wumming on this thread, please, Pix.

This thread is for posters to "go on the record" about stuff, without fear of censure.

Why not tell us what you really think about Wenger being hounded out of Arsenal?

The lads won't laugh at you or judge you for it. You have my word on that, mate.
 
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