On The Record

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I.e It’s a melty thread because you can’t handle the banter when it’s dished your way.

Pussy :)

No, it's because people like you need to know when exaggeration or hyperbole is being employed in the name of banter.
 
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No, it's because people like you need to know when exaggeration or hyperbole is being employed in the name of banter.

Yeah right <laugh>

What you do is talk ****e, it blows up in your face, you get ripped to shreds and then write blub threads like this <ok>
 
Talking of 'needy people' I go away for a few weeks to return to countless threads by the 'needy master'. This tells me all I need to know about your self obsession. I bet you're a hoot at family gatherings and wonder how many use the get me out phone calls.

Tragic mate.
 
I have no need to bookmark like you do, Pix.

I do not have your desperate and needy personality, mate.

Like I said, I don't actually bookmark anything. I just tell you I do because I know you'll flounce off about it :)
 
I will kick things off, by going on the record and saying the following, regarding Alderwiereld.

I would like him to stay and to fight for his spot at Spurs, but provided (a) he either goes abroad, or (b) Levy fleeces United for the usual king's ransom, I will be happy for him to go, since it will mean that Poch no longer sees him as integral to our success.

Now, anything I may post off this thread regarding this matter is pure banter - got that?

Good!

That includes my beasting the likes of Matth with "no way will he end up a wasted donkey at United" style comments, yeah?

Not rattled. At all
 
Stop being so naïve, Bambs!

I have made plenty of serious threads - Mouser Watch, Gooner Spiral, North London Power Shift, Mighty Juggernaut, The Daddies of London, etc.

Not sure how it makes me naive, Quents ... but then again, the English language was never one of your strengths ... 'Spursyspeak' on the other hand ... fluent <laugh>
 
I will kick things off, by going on the record and saying the following, regarding Alderwiereld.

I would like him to stay and to fight for his spot at Spurs, but provided (a) he either goes abroad, or (b) Levy fleeces United for the usual king's ransom, I will be happy for him to go, since it will mean that Poch no longer sees him as integral to our success.

Now, anything I may post off this thread regarding this matter is pure banter - got that?

Good!

That includes my beasting the likes of Matth with "no way will he end up a wasted donkey at United" style comments, yeah?

<applause>

very well put.

can't disagree with a word said here
 
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You forgot the Leicester Spiral Watch. Great thread that was, and very factual.

One of my favourites ... to paraphrase "...Leicester might just hang on to a top 4 place" .... only spiralled upwards to the fookin' title<bubbly><magic> ...

... wheras Spurs (and indeed Liverpool) have continued to "hang on to a top 4 place" ... whilst winning nowt ... and seemingly that will be the extent of their acheivemnts for the next decade ...

Reverse presience at it's finest ... thanks for the bump ... will always bring a smile to my face <cheers>

Perhaps Quents could do one for next season?.. "Famouus Sling Users" ... David the slayer of Goliath ... or Sofft Mo Salad (has he stopped crying yet?) ... hats off to the nearly boys and their teams <laugh>

[HASHTAG]#RamosAmigo[/HASHTAG] :bandit:
 
Talking of 'needy people' I go away for a few weeks to return to countless threads by the 'needy master'. This tells me all I need to know about your self obsession. I bet you're a hoot at family gatherings and wonder how many use the get me out phone calls.

Tragic mate.
Ouch, he will be seething when he reads this.
 
One of my favourites ... to paraphrase "...Leicester might just hang on to a top 4 place" .... only spiralled upwards to the fookin' title<bubbly><magic> ...

... wheras Spurs (and indeed Liverpool) have continued to "hang on to a top 4 place" ... whilst winning nowt ... and seemingly that will be the extent of their acheivemnts for the next decade ...

Reverse presience at it's finest ... thanks for the bump ... will always bring a smile to my face <cheers>

Perhaps Quents could do one for next season?.. "Famouus Sling Users" ... David the slayer of Goliath ... or Sofft Mo Salad (has he stopped crying yet?) ... hats off to the nearly boys and their teams <laugh>

[HASHTAG]#RamosAmigo[/HASHTAG] :bandit:
Actually Fosse, my prescient thread the Spud Spiral is the only factual Spiral thread on the forum and predicted they would Spiral whilst playing at Wembley. 100% Correct. <ok>
 
One of my favourites ... to paraphrase "...Leicester might just hang on to a top 4 place" .... only spiralled upwards to the fookin' title<bubbly><magic> ...

... wheras Spurs (and indeed Liverpool) have continued to "hang on to a top 4 place" ... whilst winning nowt ... and seemingly that will be the extent of their acheivemnts for the next decade ...

Reverse presience at it's finest ... thanks for the bump ... will always bring a smile to my face <cheers>

Perhaps Quents could do one for next season?.. "Famouus Sling Users" ... David the slayer of Goliath ... or Sofft Mo Salad (has he stopped crying yet?) ... hats off to the nearly boys and their teams <laugh>

[HASHTAG]#RamosAmigo[/HASHTAG] :bandit:

Rattled.