Omlettes

[The Raging Oxter]

That stuff is ****in ****.

Anyone that eats quorn is a ****in **** or lesbian.

What ER eats:

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[Patience]

And those sausages are out of date, which makes it even more believable.

 

[DevAdvocate]

And those sausages are out of date, which makes it even more believable.

They never go off because they have no meat in them, just sawdust and fat.

 

[EDGE.]

They never go off because they have no meat in them, just sawdust and fat.

Just like your brain, Dopey.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Just like your brain, Dopey.

Indeed.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

And those sausages are out of date, which makes it even more believable.

ER waits until they're in the reduced section. He couldn't afford them otherwise.

 

[ERINBLACK]

Sorry Tarquin, I do not eat sausages, let alone ****ters sausages.

 

[Gambol]

Just like your brain, Dopey.

Canny make out what your avatar is.

 

[EDGE.]

Canny make out what your avatar is.

It's a birdseye view of stone henge in a sunset

 

[Gambol]

It's a birdseye view of stone henge in a sunset

 

[gas]

This fred has been on the go for over a year ffs

 

[Toby]

This fred has been on the go for over a year ffs

not606

Can someone unsticky this ffs

 

[monacoger]

This fred has been on the go for over a year ffs

Mainly because it is the best fred that has graced these boards

 

[Toby]

This fred has been on the go for over a year ffs

Give it another 79 years and someone can start making jokes about it

 

[Gambol]

Mainly because it is the best fred that has graced these boards

Yessa massa

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

I made a cheese and ham but chose to grill flat instead of flip.
It rose majestically but the centre was raw.
Still nice.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I said it in November,me thinks but still best thread EVER.

 

[monacoger]

I said it in November,me thinks but still best thread EVER.

^^^^ a man who knows what he is talking about

 

[Mick O'Toon]

^^^^ a man who knows what he is talking about

I know me onions with eggs,mushrooms and cheese

 

[monacoger]

I know me onions with eggs,mushrooms and cheese

Lovely in an omelette