Omlettes

It can ony be a breakfast of champions if there are some beans involved.

 

That is what everybody says. I do have the good grace to blush a little when they say it.

 

Beanz meanz breakfast of villainz.

 

Had beans with veggie sausages on wholemeal toast for breakfast this morning.

Good mix of protein and carbs

 

Plus a dog-spunk flavoured smoothie.

 

sugar free alpen, raisins, blueberries, coconut milk & a wee drop honey for this borderline suicide case

 

Sounds nice. Might have that tomorrow, minus the honey. Will add banana.

 

****ter ^^^^^^^^^

 

You had a ****ter for breakfast?

 

3 weetabix, blueberries, coconut milk & a wee drop honey for this happy chappy

 

Couldn't be arsed with alpen so had veggie sausages instead.

 

what kind?

ever hud linda mccartney mozzarella burgers?

 

I thought she was dead?

 

Are they the ones with meat in them?

 

I have, aye, but they're high in calories so it kind of defeats the purpose of trying to eat healthily.

Had these for breakfast:

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yes, she's dead

no, meat free

 

What would you call a dog with wings?


Linda MacCartney.

 

that's not very nice is it?

 

Sorry,

 

That stuff is ****in ****.

Anyone that eats quorn is a ****in **** or lesbian.