Just had a Bacon and tomato one, ****ing lovely it was too. ****ing great inventions are omelettes, you can stick pretty much any filling in it and it tastes good, as long as you like the filling obviously.
...and eggs. It helps if you like eggs.
One ham and mushroom and one tuna and banana.
I returned home late yesterday evening after a chilly time on the sidelines watching young master RL play rugby football, poured a medicinal glass of red wine - a nice Merlot if I recall - and set to preparing a light supper of omelette with chicken and jalapeno - a spot of tabasco in the mix and some lightly toasted crusty bread on the side.
Imagine my horror on only discovering one single , solitary egg in the refrigerator. Certainly not enough for the preperation of any kind of omelette.
To be one egg short of an omelette is no life for any man.
my sympathies, I hope you can find the strength to pull through and enjoy the rest of your life despite this tragedy hanging over your head.

One ham and mushroom and one tuna and banana.
Should be a Pixar or Disney movie .... if only someone would write the screenplay