We aint happy Red. Not happy at all.

Unfortunately, that is football.
Genuine question... Are you happy with £25,000,000 for Lord twatbeard? Are you happy to have him because I'm not sure he is any better than you already have. In fact I'd say Coutinho is better. If he does do well, don't trust him if he starts kissing the badge and saying he wants to finish his career with you... we are not bitter, I promise.
Lambert is different. I'm made up for him. He won't make a massive impact for you but will score a few goals and it's a lovely end to his fairytale.
How do you think you will do this season? If you could just let us have the win on the first day, then I think we can all kiss and make up. Everything will feel much better then.