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Already made that mistake <wah> was bunking off a lesson in school yonks ago, and needed a poo, so had to go in one of the fields in oldland common <laugh>, or **** me pants. Grabbed a "leaf" and well, needless to say it hurt <laugh>

True story

Bunking off lessons, what a disgrace ;)
 
Already made that mistake <wah> was bunking off a lesson in school yonks ago, and needed a poo, so had to go in one of the fields in oldland common <laugh>, or **** me pants. Grabbed a "leaf" and well, needless to say it hurt <laugh>

True story

your not alone Chris, i can remember walking home "ill" from school (just to get a day off) half way home i needed a **** as i was arriving home it got to the point where it was painful, then i got to the door only to find nobody home because everyone was work.......AND I HAD NO KEYS, but i remembered my Nan lives just up the road and maybe just maybe i could make it, I DID SUCCESS, but my Nan and granddad wasn't home <cry>, so i was in a pickle, **** my self or run to the nearest woods, so i ran to the woods at the back of my nans i can tell you it was the best **** ive ever had, until i had to wipe........FML
 
your not alone Chris, i can remember walking home "ill" from school (just to get a day off) half way home i needed a **** as i was arriving home it got to the point where it was painful, then i got to the door only to find nobody home because everyone was work.......AND I HAD NO KEYS, but i remembered my Nan lives just up the road and maybe just maybe i could make it, I DID SUCCESS, but my Nan and granddad wasn't home <cry>, so i was in a pickle, **** my self or run to the nearest woods, so i ran to the woods at the back of my nans i can tell you it was the best **** ive ever had, until i had to wipe........FML

<laugh> Yeh, I learnt to never eat curry for lunch again if your out as its not good on your guts <ok>
 
your not alone Chris, i can remember walking home "ill" from school (just to get a day off) half way home i needed a **** as i was arriving home it got to the point where it was painful, then i got to the door only to find nobody home because everyone was work.......AND I HAD NO KEYS, but i remembered my Nan lives just up the road and maybe just maybe i could make it, I DID SUCCESS, but my Nan and granddad wasn't home <cry>, so i was in a pickle, **** my self or run to the nearest woods, so i ran to the woods at the back of my nans i can tell you it was the best **** ive ever had, until i had to wipe........FML

I think this thread should be deleted .... everybodys talking sh*t and the subject has turned to sh*t! Gee - what a load of .... excrement! :wink:

When has Chris talked anything but ****e
 
If we achieve it, a place in the Premiership would cause a massive re-adjustment of our finance. With the new 40,000 stadium in place, we would be taking a step up, maybe putting ourselves in the running for high money foreign investors, and introducing Bristol football to the upper strata of the English game for (lets face it) the first time.
That is the plan anyhow.

"Life is what happens when you're busy making plans" JW Lennon.
 
If we achieve it, a place in the Premiership would cause a massive re-adjustment of our finance. With the new 40,000 stadium in place, we would be taking a step up, maybe putting ourselves in the running for high money foreign investors, and introducing Bristol football to the upper strata of the English game for (lets face it) the first time.
That is the plan anyhow.

"Life is what happens when you're busy making plans" JW Lennon.

Ever the eternal optimists!!

30 million quids worth of of financial deficit over the last three years and its taken 19 games this season to officially qualify to belong in the division they are in. We can all dream!!!
 
"We can all dream'

Or some of us can ring our hands with bitterness and jealousy.

I like to dream, its often better than the reality when you achieve it!
 
Clit, You know I talk the most sense. I may joke, but all my posts are honest, like you lot on the verge of going bust :)

whereas you already are, still stuck with buckel ( can't afford to sack him! ) 19 players brought who most would describe as average, 18th in the BOTTOM division is no place for a club the size of Barcelona, attendances sinking like a stone, pervs for players, pervs for fans, can it get any worse! Lets hope so. ;)

Aint life a bed of roses.