You must be so excited now Chris, you will be getting all your Xmas tips for your paper round soon

Was told what our Xmas bonus will be this year today come to think of it... 5%
Thats an extra fiver for me then

You must be so excited now Chris, you will be getting all your Xmas tips for your paper round soon


Already made that mistakewas bunking off a lesson in school yonks ago, and needed a poo, so had to go in one of the fields in oldland common
, or **** me pants. Grabbed a "leaf" and well, needless to say it hurt
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True story

Already made that mistakewas bunking off a lesson in school yonks ago, and needed a poo, so had to go in one of the fields in oldland common
, or **** me pants. Grabbed a "leaf" and well, needless to say it hurt
![]()
True story
Bunking off lessons, what a disgrace![]()

Already made that mistakewas bunking off a lesson in school yonks ago, and needed a poo, so had to go in one of the fields in oldland common
, or **** me pants. Grabbed a "leaf" and well, needless to say it hurt
![]()
True story
, so i was in a pickle, **** my self or run to the nearest woods, so i ran to the woods at the back of my nans i can tell you it was the best **** ive ever had, until i had to wipe........FML
your not alone Chris, i can remember walking home "ill" from school (just to get a day off) half way home i needed a **** as i was arriving home it got to the point where it was painful, then i got to the door only to find nobody home because everyone was work.......AND I HAD NO KEYS, but i remembered my Nan lives just up the road and maybe just maybe i could make it, I DID SUCCESS, but my Nan and granddad wasn't home, so i was in a pickle, **** my self or run to the nearest woods, so i ran to the woods at the back of my nans i can tell you it was the best **** ive ever had, until i had to wipe........FML
Yeh, I learnt to never eat curry for lunch again if your out as its not good on your guts 
your not alone Chris, i can remember walking home "ill" from school (just to get a day off) half way home i needed a **** as i was arriving home it got to the point where it was painful, then i got to the door only to find nobody home because everyone was work.......AND I HAD NO KEYS, but i remembered my Nan lives just up the road and maybe just maybe i could make it, I DID SUCCESS, but my Nan and granddad wasn't home, so i was in a pickle, **** my self or run to the nearest woods, so i ran to the woods at the back of my nans i can tell you it was the best **** ive ever had, until i had to wipe........FML
I think this thread should be deleted .... everybodys talking sh*t and the subject has turned to sh*t! Gee - what a load of .... excrement!![]()
If we achieve it, a place in the Premiership would cause a massive re-adjustment of our finance. With the new 40,000 stadium in place, we would be taking a step up, maybe putting ourselves in the running for high money foreign investors, and introducing Bristol football to the upper strata of the English game for (lets face it) the first time.
That is the plan anyhow.
"Life is what happens when you're busy making plans" JW Lennon.
Bloody hell Chris, you feeling alright?
Clit, You know I talk the most sense. I may joke, but all my posts are honest, like you lot on the verge of going bust![]()
Clit, You know I talk the most sense. I may joke, but all my posts are honest, like you lot on the verge of going bust![]()