Off Topic Offensive jokes thread

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Looks like they’re getting nicked for a ‘public order’ offence as well, not really been a very good day for them.

UKIP have also announced they’re going to deport them, though I’m not sure where to, as they’re from Ipswich.

Maybe to Norwich?
That's ok then, they can say prayers asking for forgiveness in one of the two cathedrals.
 
There's a lot of pearl clutching going on around Vylan, but I dont know why people are shocked. Its a punk band putting on a show which was being broadcast on the BBC.

They're speaking out against Israel's massively heavy handed response to the Oct 7 attack, which is causing untold suffering to millions of civilians. Should they have said it as Death to the IDF? No, probably not. It's got everyone talking though, hasnt it? How many of you had heard of them on Friday morning?
 
There's a lot of pearl clutching going on around Vylan, but I dont know why people are shocked. Its a punk band putting on a show which was being broadcast on the BBC.

They're speaking out against Israel's massively heavy handed response to the Oct 7 attack, which is causing untold suffering to millions of civilians. Should they have said it as Death to the IDF? No, probably not. It's got everyone talking though, hasnt it? How many of you had heard of them on Friday morning?
Bill Grundy is lining up an interview with them. :emoticon-0138-think


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There's a lot of pearl clutching going on around Vylan, but I dont know why people are shocked. Its a punk band putting on a show which was being broadcast on the BBC.

They're speaking out against Israel's massively heavy handed response to the Oct 7 attack, which is causing untold suffering to millions of civilians. Should they have said it as Death to the IDF? No, probably not. It's got everyone talking though, hasnt it? How many of you had heard of them on Friday morning?
The biggest controversy is that they’re absolutely ****e. I feel old but does anyone enjoy this garbage as music?
 
This Biker's girlfriend invited him over to her house. When he got there he found his girlfriend's sister there alone. He sat on the sofa waiting for his girlfriend to arrive. Her unbelievable sexy sister sat next to him. A few moments later she whispered to him 'we should have sex while my sister isn't home. He immediately got up and turned around to head back to his bike. He found his girlfriend standing next to his bike, she gives him a big hug and said 'you've won my trust'.Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms stored in your bike...
 
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