Off Topic Offensive Jokes thread mark 2

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I do miss him

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He was awesome, can’t really think of anyone like him although I don’t really see anything much so maybe I’ve missed others?


Anyone watch Ralphie May? Another one gone too soon for me, I think he was brilliant too.
 
A Skinhead and a junkie are in Greggs.

The junkie steals 3 pasties & puts them in his pocket then boasts to the skinhead "did u see that, the staff never saw me"

The Skinhead says "thats **** all, watch this".

He says to the manager "give me 3 pasties and i'll show you some magic"

He eats them all and the manager says "How is that magic?"

The Skinhead replied "check the ****ing junkies pocket!