Look at her, she's overjoyed that it's arrived, probably leave work early now complaining of headaches.
Hear Heinz are updating their famous jingle- “A million Gazans every day Pick up a tin of beans and say One for me…one for you…”
A bloke takes a women home after he met her in the pub. When he takes his clothes off she looks at his tiny cock and says, "Who are you going to satisfy with that?" He puffs his chest out and replies confidently, "ME!.
