Off Topic Offensive Jokes thread mark 2

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A guy finds a lamp on the beach and rubs it. A genie pops out, but before the guy can even open his mouth, the genie snaps his fingers.

The guy says, "I always thought it was three wishes."

The genie says, "Check your pants."

The guy looks down and says, "Woah, it's huge!"
And the genie says, "I've been doing this for a long time."
 
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