**** off ............

This **** just gets better <laugh>

If you fancy a bet, let's say £500 if you can borrow that much , just let me know.

I'm off to Monaco this morning then Baiardo, in Italy, for lunch.

If you're claiming, for whatever sad reason, that I'm lying then have a bet and I'll post some pics when I get back.

I don't like being accused of being a liar.

BTW, you keep bringing up your mental problems ....... why the **** would anyone go on about that on a football forum <doh>
 
If you fancy a bet, let's say £500 if you can borrow that much , just let me know.

I'm off to Monaco this morning then Baiardo, in Italy, for lunch.

If you're claiming, for whatever sad reason, that I'm lying then have a bet and I'll post some pics when I get back.

I don't like being accused of being a liar.

BTW, you keep bringing up your mental problems ....... why the **** would anyone go on about that on a football forum <doh>

<laugh>.
 
I do, it's a great time of year and absolutely crazy.

If you get the chance to come down pm me and I'll help with accommodation, local info etc. I have a little flat about 30 minutes from the Palais you can use if it's not occupied.

Whatever the case, I'm always up for a few pints but not not as many as last night <doh>

Legend. I may be getting in touch!!!
 
<laugh> That's such a me comment. I'd love to go on a manic bender with you fella. Bet you've been arrested a lot like I have. Would be a belting 3 or 4 days.

Yes to everything!

I must warn you, I've ended up in 3 different countries after popping out when im on a manic <laugh>

Just told my lass and she said I'm bad enough and she can't imagine double the trouble <laugh>
 
Well as the eternal pessimist I never took the piss out of the optimists.
I had a great weekend & have been a dirty stop out.
Just of for my lamb dinner & then looking forward to the nags getting a twatting.
Catch you lot later.
xx
 
Yes to everything!

I must warn you, I've ended up in 3 different countries after popping out when im on a manic <laugh>

Just told my lass and she said I'm bad enough and she can't imagine double the trouble <laugh>

<laugh> My doctor won't sign off my passport until I go on lithium injections. **** that! Hate meds me. Makes me soulless. Get arrested all the time though. My last was only back end of November on a night out in Newcastle. Had a bag of pills in my secret boxershorts pocket so they didn't find them. Northumbria police a popper arseholes. No crack back at the cells or anything. That lock up is ****ing miles from the City centre where my hotel was.

'Drunk and disorderly' breach of peace, theft, sex in a public place, GBH just some of the reasons I've been knicked. Never anything serious, just daft manic mischief. It's when ever I hit the booze if I'm honest. That's why I smoke weed, keeps the manic edge off so I can get by without meds, and keeps me off the booze.

A sesh with you would be soo much fun. problem is it will be down to earth with a bang, I'll **** everything up there is to **** up then I'll slip into a deep depression, skint and full of self loathing. Ah the life of a maniac.

Just told my lass there. She told me if we ever met we'd better stick to weed cause she won't be helping to pick up the pieces if we hit the booze <laugh>
 
Cest always hides when he doesn't have an answer then pops up again when he thinks the coast is clear <laugh>

It's the hight of ignorance init. I get tempted to follow his posts following it with the post he ignored but it's not fair on everyone else. He's without doubt the biggest wum I've come across on any message board as he winds folk up, gets personal, accuses you of trying to censor his opinion, then runs for the hills when he's proved wrong. I hate being mugged off more than anything in the world and that ****er knows it.
 
It's the hight of ignorance init. I get tempted to follow his posts following it with the post he ignored but it's not fair on everyone else. He's without doubt the biggest wum I've come across on any message board as he winds folk up, gets personal, accuses you of trying to censor his opinion, then runs for the hills when he's proved wrong. I hate being mugged off more than anything in the world and that ****er knows it.

Cest is very opinionated, which is in my opinion an asset to this board...Nowt like polarised opinions to get debate flowing..
 
Cest is very opinionated, which is in my opinion an asset to this board...Nowt like polarised opinions to get debate flowing..

It doesn't flow with him, he's too much of a coward to let it flow. It's the way he withdraws from debate without a word, usually after getting personal, that's what gets to me. The blokes never finished a debate in his life. I love a debate, but what's the point of me sat typing a response I've spent time and thought considering if he's just going to ignore me? Cest is fine as long as you agree with him, otherwise he'll sly off without a word. Makes his strongest asset (his opinions) pointless and irrelevant as you know if your opinion differs he'll cut short your conversation.

There's an example of it on this thread, first page. He started calling me an arselicker, when I proved him wrong with quotes, which I took time to look up in order to defend a personal attack,. He just withdrew from correspondence with me and never replied. It's the equivalent to mugging someone off in a pub then turning your back on them. What would happen? He'd get a good hiding that's what. The man is beyond rude.
 
It's the hight of ignorance init. I get tempted to follow his posts following it with the post he ignored but it's not fair on everyone else. He's without doubt the biggest wum I've come across on any message board as he winds folk up, gets personal, accuses you of trying to censor his opinion, then runs for the hills when he's proved wrong. I hate being mugged off more than anything in the world and that ****er knows it.

Every time he has a paddy he trots out the 'Smug's always threatening to beat people up' ****e.

If I was it would be easy enough to prove wouldn't it ............ but he dodges the question every single time because he's talking out of his arse.

That's Cest though, once he gets an idea in his head he can't shift it no matter how stupid it is.
 
Cest is very opinionated, which is in my opinion an asset to this board...Nowt like polarised opinions to get debate flowing..

He's argumentative when it suits him but doesn't want other people to argue.

He's insulting when it suits him but takes great offence at the slightest criticism.

He's all matey when he suits him but hates it when 2 other people agree on anything that he doesn't like.

Opinions are great but you can't have someone policing what other people think can you?
 
<laugh> My doctor won't sign off my passport until I go on lithium injections. **** that! Hate meds me. Makes me soulless. Get arrested all the time though. My last was only back end of November on a night out in Newcastle. Had a bag of pills in my secret boxershorts pocket so they didn't find them. Northumbria police a popper arseholes. No crack back at the cells or anything. That lock up is ****ing miles from the City centre where my hotel was.

'Drunk and disorderly' breach of peace, theft, sex in a public place, GBH just some of the reasons I've been knicked. Never anything serious, just daft manic mischief. It's when ever I hit the booze if I'm honest. That's why I smoke weed, keeps the manic edge off so I can get by without meds, and keeps me off the booze.

A sesh with you would be soo much fun. problem is it will be down to earth with a bang, I'll **** everything up there is to **** up then I'll slip into a deep depression, skint and full of self loathing. Ah the life of a maniac.

Just told my lass there. She told me if we ever met we'd better stick to weed cause she won't be helping to pick up the pieces if we hit the booze <laugh>

Class <laugh>

Fancy your doctor not signing you off! Can you not go elsewhere for somebody to sign it?

I've had a few troubles with the law like, August 2013 - Arrested after the so called gangster of the area made a statement against me accusing me of smashing his head in with a hammer, on bail for 6 weeks and then NFA as the CPS wouldn't take it on due to insufficient evidence.... October 2012 - Had about 20 of Northumbrias finest smash my door in and storm in with a warrant to search for drugs and money. Only found a couple of grams of weed and about £600 next to it, was charged with cultivating and possession with intent to supply. All charges dropped as lack of evidence and cautioned for possession. <ok>

I'm a right twat when I'm depressive and psychotic but when I'm having a manic, I'm so much fun and up for anything, no matter what the risk <laugh>

I was actually gunna inbox you just before Xmas cos I had to kill a few hours in Darlo and was in a bar called Hunters next to the train station? Will we ever have a session? Stranger things have happened..
 
Class <laugh>

Fancy your doctor not signing you off! Can you not go elsewhere for somebody to sign it?

I've had a few troubles with the law like, August 2013 - Arrested after the so called gangster of the area made a statement against me accusing me of smashing his head in with a hammer, on bail for 6 weeks and then NFA as the CPS wouldn't take it on due to insufficient evidence.... October 2012 - Had about 20 of Northumbrias finest smash my door in and storm in with a warrant to search for drugs and money. Only found a couple of grams of weed and about £600 next to it, was charged with cultivating and possession with intent to supply. All charges dropped as lack of evidence and cautioned for possession. <ok>

I'm a right twat when I'm depressive and psychotic but when I'm having a manic, I'm so much fun and up for anything, no matter what the risk <laugh>

I was actually gunna inbox you just before Xmas cos I had to kill a few hours in Darlo and was in a bar called Hunters next to the train station? Will we ever have a session? Stranger things have happened..

My solicitor will do it but it costs too much, besides I'm following doctors orders on it. Don't fancy a Midnight Express situation on my hands <laugh>

Quite a rap sheet there, the arrests not the charges, nicely delt with by the way.

You in Sunderland? It might happen as we're looking to move there or the surrounding area some time this year. My lass can start horticulture collage at Durham then and I can be closer to the matches.
 
....... to all the people who said we were down, to those who said we'd beat the lowest point record, those who said we couldn't beat the teams around us, or win away, or beat a team with an ex-Sunderland player, never mind finding enough wins to survive, and said the League Cup would affect our league form, the people who rolled their eyes when we were drawn against Man Utd, the Hull supporters who reckoned we were miles behind but must now be ****ting their pants at coming to Sunderland, the ****ers who questioned the decent people who had faith, anyone who ridiculed people making a 600 mile journey to Fulham.

But especially to those who reckoned we were relegated but would be 'happier than anyone' to be proved wrong.

Tell you what, you can't feel better than I do tonight because I had faith, along with loads of people, and didn't give up <ok>

I was one who said we were down, lowest number of points & all that, I would never have been happier than anyone to be proven right, in fact, I would be heart broken, but, from what I saw at Fulham yesterday tells me that I am so wrong, by such a long way. I happily admit I'm wrong by a million miles, I also apologise for the offence I have caused anyone. What I saw yesterday tells me in a couple of games we have gone from from strength to strength, I believe Gus Poyet knows who his best team is now, if we can keep up the performance we did yesterday we will be out of relegation trouble within a couple of games & relegation will be some one else's problem, a for Adam Johnson, IU'd like to know what Poyet has been saying to him. I hope you accept my apologies!
 
I've not been doom and gloom mongering if that's what you mean, although I have been just as concerned as other fans about our league position.

Just feel this thread is in piss poor taste like, no true fan enjoys the situation we are in and can only say things as they see it. To criticise them for that is poor form really imo.

Obviously there are a few wums on here who are an exception to this.

I'm not criticising anyone for getting a bit upset after defeats or thinking me might go down.

I went a bit over the top, in the OP, but that was a bit tongue in cheek.

I think everyone really knows the people I was talking about.

They're the ones who take pleasure is taking the piss out of people who declared their belief that we won't be relegated.

If we'd lost 4-1 yesterday they'd have been all over the board with their 'told you so' ****e but don't like it the other way round.

That's all mate, just a bit of harmless fun ......... some folk just love to be offended so they can stick their chests out and shout a bit <ok>
 
I was one who said we were down, lowest number of points & all that, I would never have been happier than anyone to be proven right, in fact, I would be heart broken, but, from what I saw at Fulham yesterday tells me that I am so wrong, by such a long way. I happily admit I'm wrong by a million miles, I also apologise for the offence I have caused anyone. What I saw yesterday tells me in a couple of games we have gone from from strength to strength, I believe Gus Poyet knows who his best team is now, if we can keep up the performance we did yesterday we will be out of relegation trouble within a couple of games & relegation will be some one else's problem, a for Adam Johnson, IU'd like to know what Poyet has been saying to him.
I hope you accept my apologies!

No need mate unless you enjoyed taking the piss out of people who disagreed, I can't remember if you did or not.

If you did then **** you, if you didn't then you were posting your opinion an a forum for opinions ......... that's what we all do.
 
My solicitor will do it but it costs too much, besides I'm following doctors orders on it. Don't fancy a Midnight Express situation on my hands <laugh>

Quite a rap sheet there, the arrests not the charges, nicely delt with by the way.

You in Sunderland? It might happen as we're looking to move there or the surrounding area some time this year. My lass can start horticulture collage at Durham then and I can be closer to the matches.

Live in South Tyneside mate. No biggy, takes 10 minutes on a metro. We could probably call GC in to the not606 session, reckon he would be game as well.