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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Aug 7, 2011.

  1. Wherewereyou

    Wherewereyou Guest

    I can just hear it - "take that you Danish sliced".
     
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  2. Frank_Pingel_Legend

    Frank_Pingel_Legend Active Member

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    Something similar happened to me once at the Cambridge Folk Festival, except I didn't get any prior notice. My mate had pulled a Welsh girl and got down to some pelvic relief in our tent. I found the whole episode utterly unarousing but lucklily it only lasted 40 seconds or so.

    I denied hearing anything unusual the next morning.
     
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  3. Wherewereyou

    Wherewereyou Guest

    Only???????
     
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  4. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    lots of us thought that but none of us brave enough to say it, not me mind
     
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  5. Frank_Pingel_Legend

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    Yes, I'm afraid anything more is the stuff of fantasies. I was pleased, though. I was cringing throughout, trying desperately to appear in the land of Nod.

    If anyone else has had similar experiences, please post them so we can all perv about them.
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    All sounds a little prudish to me............... share and share alike, if it's an auld slapper or a young slapper even better.
     
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    I copped off with a bird at a Christmas party, when I was absolutely ratted. Arranged a meet, but forgot the time and place. I later fixed up to meet my old man for a pint at, it turned out, the same time and place as I'd fixed up with this lass. In she walks bang on time and I have to introduce her to me old fellah with egg all over me face. Fortunately, me dad did one and I got me leg over, although there was much piss-taking from the family when we got together at Christmas. Only 18 or 19, so it was about thirty years ago and he still smiles when he talks about the look on my face....
     
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