I copped off with a bird at a Christmas party, when I was absolutely ratted. Arranged a meet, but forgot the time and place. I later fixed up to meet my old man for a pint at, it turned out, the same time and place as I'd fixed up with this lass. In she walks bang on time and I have to introduce her to me old fellah with egg all over me face. Fortunately, me dad did one and I got me leg over, although there was much piss-taking from the family when we got together at Christmas. Only 18 or 19, so it was about thirty years ago and he still smiles when he talks about the look on my face....