O/T Pranks

[andy payton's mullet]

I like the classic "1000 cups of water." Just wait for him to come back, then unscrew his door handle and place the four screws at the bottom of selected cups. Then, place as many plastic cups of water as you can afford, filled up to the top all around the flat (where you don't need to go obviously), in his room, on his floor, on his desk and outside his door. Then leave him a note saying that the screws to his door handle are at the bottom of one of the cups outside his door and he has to drink it all the cups to find the screws so he can get back into his room.

Wouldn't he just look into the cups of water, see which ones the screws are in, then just either drink or empty those 4? Or am I missing something?

 

[Erik]

Wouldn't he just look into the cups of water, see which ones the screws are in, then just either drink or empty those 4? Or am I missing something?

There's a simple solution - 1,000 cups of Bovril

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

1) Clingfilm on the toilet seat;

2) Butter the floor;

3) Give his room a post-it note makeover;

4) Tabasco in all of his food (milk, ketchup, juice in cartons, etc);

5) Vaseline all over his belongings, such as clocks, pens, pencils, laptop, etc;

6) Dye (blue is the best) in his shampoo or shower gel;

7) Hair removal cream - 'nuff said;

8) Hide food under his mattress, or elsewhere in his room (prawns and tuna juice are an excellent choice, as they're small but smell ****ing rancid after a few days);

9) If he has a car, just **** it over any way you wish;

And last but not least;

10) Last year a mate did me over (I'm not saying how!) so I had a **** into his bottle of shampoo

Just a bit gay there Erik.

 

[Erik]

Just a bit gay there Erik

Just wait until you hear about the time I bummed him

 

[Amin Arrears]

Just wait until you hear about the time I bummed him

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