I know I could go anywhere on the net for this but I thought it'd be interesting to get the Not606 team involved and see what people come up with. Most of our block went home this weekend, so the remaining 2 (out of 10 of us) decided to play a prank or two. Unfortunately all but one had locked their doors so that burst our bubble a little. Anyway, we took a quick trip to poundland and post-it noted the **** out of his room. As very poor (but very inconvenient) payback, the bastard put a ****load of mayonnaise in my shoes. So, from my prank, I spent money on the notes, and then he has to spend a good amount of time picking them from every possible wall, nook and cranny in his room. For mine, I again have to spend money buying new shoes (thankfully they were only cheap, worn down, gym shoes) I'm thinking I've drawn the short straw. So, fellow Not606...ers - how do I get the little bastard back? I have an idea or two in mind, but with no football to discuss for an entire 21 hours I thought it might be a bit of fun for you all.
Get someone you know who sounds professional to call his mother and tell him that the his STD test results have come back and he needs to call your office back.
Get one of those forms that people who get STD's get so they can mail them out to people they have slept with and mail it to his parents house. STD pranks are the best.
Place a prawn somewhere it can't be found. As everyday goes by the smell gets worse as it rots and really does stink.
I had a builder working on my house a while back, his missus had just left him and he kept complaining that his house stank. Day by day it was getting worse and worse. Turned out she'd emptied a bag of frozen prawns into a brass curtain pole. He told her that he was glad she'd ****ed off, but her smell was still lingering.
1) Clingfilm on the toilet seat; 2) Butter the floor; 3) Give his room a post-it note makeover; 4) Tabasco in all of his food (milk, ketchup, juice in cartons, etc); 5) Vaseline all over his belongings, such as clocks, pens, pencils, laptop, etc; 6) Dye (blue is the best) in his shampoo or shower gel; 7) Hair removal cream - 'nuff said; 8) Hide food under his mattress, or elsewhere in his room (prawns and tuna juice are an excellent choice, as they're small but smell ****ing rancid after a few days); 9) If he has a car, just **** it over any way you wish; And last but not least; 10) Last year a mate did me over (I'm not saying how!) so I had a **** into his bottle of shampoo
When I was at school I was getting a bit of **** from a teacher who was just being a cock. Apparently when he was younger he played football against my dad and long story short, got his arse handed to him. When he recognised the surname he took some revenge. For around 4-5 months. When I mentioned his name, my dad knew exactly who he was and where he lived so around 10-11 at night we nipped out in the car. Via the back garden to pick up some dog ****. We placed it in a bag, and armed with a couple of thumb tacks we went to his house. We snuck up his drive and turned the **** bag inside out and scooped it into the drivers side door handle of his car, when the turd was sufficiently positioned we placed one of the thumb tacks (point showing) into the cack then repeated the feat on the back door. We then got ourselves together and started to rock the car to set off the alarm and as the siren screamed we legged it back to our car. The sight of him checking his car door handle and grabbing ahold of a handful of plop was brilliant but for him then to bury the pin into his hand and instantly put the ****-smeared digit into his mouth made me laugh and cry at the same time. But the best bit was when, with the other hand, he did exactly the same thing again on the back door. I really think he appreciated seeing "**** breath" written on the blackboard the following Monday. Aaah! Happy days.
give him a fake profile on one of those sex meet up sites with his cell phone number on it (preferably a gay site if he is straight)
Better without the picture. Unknowingly brushing his teeth with a knob/**** smeered toothbrush! Edit: This is always a good one, did it when I was a teenager to my brother. **** in a plastic bag and put it under his pillows. The reaction when he's laid in bed trying to go to sleep and gets a whiff of **** is hilarious!
Just do this to him all day. [video=youtube;cWPt-QqARD8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWPt-QqARD8[/video]
A bit of chicken placed under the collar of his favourite jacket will soon make those prawns smell like roses in comparison Try blowing snot all over him by sneezing and pretending you have a cold (glass of water behind your back which you dip and flick at him with your fingers when hes not looking)
To be honest if someone ****ed my shoes up with mayo, I'd just kick the **** out of them and make sure they didn't try the bastard again. Why don't you just do that?
I like the classic "1000 cups of water." Just wait for him to come back, then unscrew his door handle and place the four screws at the bottom of selected cups. Then, place as many plastic cups of water as you can afford, filled up to the top all around the flat (where you don't need to go obviously), in his room, on his floor, on his desk and outside his door. Then leave him a note saying that the screws to his door handle are at the bottom of one of the cups outside his door and he has to drink it all the cups to find the screws so he can get back into his room. Once he has finally got into the room, he'll than have to negotiate another five hundred or so cups to clear his room out, by which point he'll probably need the bathroom. So, like a good housemate, unscrew the light fitting so that the light doesn't come on, clingfilm the toilet seat (maybe put a couple of cups of water in there too, just for inconvenience) and let the good times roll. Or if it's a girl, just get everybody to jizz on the toilet seat and see which one of you gets her pregnant. Baby lottery.
