Now that...

[gas]

I misread that, didn't I

Yes

 

[Gambol]

Yes, fair point

I'll amend my last post and say when her boyfriend's not there, or if you don't know she has one (the latter's better)

Rape. Post the photies here

 

[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]

The closest to rape I got was when some girl decided to dance up against me and then got mad when I grabbed her tits

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Am gonny kick your **** in. I can locate your **** cos it's in yer trouser.

Get up the yard

 

[RAVENBLACK]

this thread appears to have gone off at a tangent.

 

[Commachio]

50°F

People in Southern England turn on the central heating

People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants



40°F

Southerners shiver uncontrollably

Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs



35°F

Cars in the South of England refuse to start

People in Falkirk drive with their windows down



20°F

Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats

Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing

mini-skirts



15°F

Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent

People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry



0°F

Life in the South grinds to a halt

Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold



-10°F

Life in the South ceases to exist

People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket



-80°F

Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on

Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers



-100°F

Santa Claus abandons North Pole

People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'



-173°F

Alcohol freezes

Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut



-297°F

Microbial life starts to disappear

The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold

hands

-460°F

All atomic motion stops

Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

-500°F

Hell freezes over

Scotland support England in the World cup

 

[Sweats]

I've just made toad in the ****ing hole. Filled with colcannon and smothered in thick gravy.

 

[Tina.]

That sounds nice.

 

[Sweats]

Was tremendous..

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Was tremendous..

is that a stovies based dish?

 

[Sweats]

is that a stovies based dish?

Kind of... It involves sausages. Which as we all now know so does a proper stovie

 

[Tina.]

I had sausage tonight.

 

[LEROY FER 10]

I had sausage tonight.

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I think your roots need doing?

 

[gas]

I had sausage tonight.

With mash ?

 

[Tina.]

With mash ?

boiled jacket totties and a wee bit of mash.

Green beans too....mmmmm.....mmmmmmm