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My grandfather drowned in a vat of beer at the brewery he worked in.
It took him 3 hours to die, it would have been quicker but he kept getting out to go to the toilet
It took him 3 hours to die, it would have been quicker but he kept getting out to go to the toilet
My uncle worked at a rum distillery….. but died on the job……he was cremated ….. it took them 3 days to put him out!
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Hope he fires one right up his crack.
I asked my wife what women really want, she said ”attentive lovers”
Or maybe she said.. “a tent of lovers!” I wasn’t really listening......
Or maybe she said.. “a tent of lovers!” I wasn’t really listening......
You should be more attentive, Woops.
Here, give her a call to tell her you care!
Here, give her a call to tell her you care!
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I tried ringing, Didley, but there was no answer !
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Hello, how are you?
Have you been alright through all those lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely
Lonely nights? That's what I'd say
I'd tell you everything if you'd pick up that telephone
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, how ya feelin'?
Are you still the same? Don't you realise the things we did, we did
Were all for real? Not a dream
I just can't believe they've all faded out of view
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh-woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Doo-wop, doo-be-doo-doo-wop, doo-wah, doo-lang
Blue days, black nights, doo-wah, doo-lang
I look into the sky (the love you need ain't gonna see you through)
And I wonder why (the little things you planned ain't coming true)
Oh, oh, telephone line, give me some time
I'm living in twilight
Oh, oh, telephone line, give me some time
I'm living in twilight
Okay, so no one's answering
Well, can't you just let it ring a little longer, longer, longer? Oh
I'll just sit tight, in shadows of the night
Let it ring forevermore, oh-whoa
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Doo-wop, doo-be-doo-doo-wop, doo-wah, doo-lang
Blue days, black nights, doo-wah, doo-lang
I look into the sky (the love you need ain't gonna see you through)
And I wonder why (the little things you planned ain't coming true)
Oh, oh, telephone line, give me some time
I'm living in twilight
Oh, oh, telephone line, give me some time
I'm living in twilight
Oh, oh, telephone line, give me some time
I'm living in twilight
Oh, oh, telephone line, give me some time
I'm living in twilight
Once you see it, you'll get it...................
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