Notice Board

[Didley Squat]

With so many members going missing, as a much respected & responsible forum member ( fcuk that was hard to say with a straight face ) ..... it has come to my attention to post a notice board thread, so other respectable and responsible members can advise fellow respectable & responsible members, as to what the fudge is going on.

Please, can we keep this very important thread free of chit-chat and wasteful comments from non responsible & respectable members.

l thank you from the bottom of my bended elbow.

The Reverend Squat

 

[kiwiqpr]

Where do we post pictures on this noticeboard

 

[Didley Squat]

Where do we post pictures on this noticeboard

You post pictures on the noticeboard.

 

[Didley Squat]

For all our ‘challenged’ members, we can assist in posting if required.

We also offer pep talks and self promotion advice for a fee.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

For all our ‘challenged’ members, we can assist in posting if required.

We also offer pep talks and self promotion advice for a fee.

So you want a fee as well as donations on a Sunday ?! Blimey, I hope they are tax deductible

 

[Didley Squat]

So you want a fee as well as donations on a Sunday ?! Blimey, I hope they are tax deductible

No ones is more challenged than myself.
I even charge myself a fee just to turn up!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Fair enough then.

 

[Didley Squat]

Fair enough then.

..... then have to give myself a refund for not delivering.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

You should have used this delivery firm.......

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[Didley Squat]

Kiwi is on his second, or should l say, 21st honeymoon!
Not sure how much honey is left after 21 years but sure he’ll tell us about on the News Flash thread.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Here's a Notice Board for you.....

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[Didley Squat]

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[Wooperts_duck]

Did Kiwi pose for the photo ?

 

[Didley Squat]

Did Kiwi pose for the photo ?

Yes, that was after his circumcising.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Yes, that was after his circumcising.

That's an interesting snippet of information...

 

[Didley Squat]

That's an interesting snippet of information...

He also sang, Moon RRRRRRRRRRRRiver during an prostate check.

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[Wooperts_duck]

Don't mention prostate The worst part of the biopsy I had, was the equipment I saw out of the corner of my eye, about to be shoved up my jacksy by the smiling consultant !!

 

[Didley Squat]

Don't mention prostate The worst part of the biopsy I had, was the equipment I saw out of the corner of my eye, about to be shoved up my jacksy by the smiling consultant !!

Sorry buddy, a bit of a sore point l'm sure............................ Nurse!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Sorry buddy, a bit of a sore point l'm sure............................ Nurse!

I can laugh at it now Didley; a year later; but not at the time !!

 

[Didley Squat]

NEWS UPDATE - Kiwi spotted running from bottle shop!

Caught attempting to flee...............

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The damage left behind ................

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Police think he was after the Gin!

Anyone with knowledge of this incident ring CrimeStoppers or Reverend Squat ( owner of much gin ) on 1800SQUATGIN