Can you imagine the conversation? Ben Hero: Nice swing imaginary solicitor.....now i definitely didn't **** myself, but can you have a look at this? Mr I M Aginary: sure thing Hero *looks at crumpled a4 page* IMAginaryeee: Yes... It does look like he is dangerous. BH: I'm not scared IMA: You should take precautions.... Don't engage him again for starters. ..... By the way Benjamin, what did he threaten you with? Knife? Baseball bat?.....not a gun? Say it wasn't a gun?? BH:.........No......*mumbles*... IMA: Sorry? say again? BH: to tell on me for threatening to beat someone up. IMA: Ben..... You truly are a ****....and the worst caddy I ever had. Calling me a tout for threatening to grass on him and then doing the exact same thing It has been fun ragdolling this pussy. Hopefully he'll come back with a clever retort for a change. most likely he'll post the RUC number again
After much deliberation with my lawyers and other such people, we have decided to release this statement..."No, MonacoGer has decided not to, '**** off'". Sorry, that is what I was advised to do.