There's only one thing he's good at Rebel.That's being a ****
Can you imagine the conversation?
Ben Hero: Nice swing imaginary solicitor.....now i definitely didn't **** myself, but can you have a look at this?
Mr I M Aginary: sure thing Hero
*looks at crumpled a4 page*
IMAginaryeee: Yes... It does look like he is dangerous.
BH: I'm not scared

IMA: You should take precautions.... Don't engage him again for starters. ..... By the way Benjamin, what did he threaten you with? Knife? Baseball bat?.....not a gun? Say it wasn't a gun??
BH:.........No......*mumbles*...
IMA: Sorry? say again?
BH: to tell on me for threatening to beat someone up.
IMA: Ben..... You truly are a ****....and the worst caddy I ever had.
Calling me a tout for threatening to grass on him and then doing the exact same thing
It has been fun ragdolling this pussy. Hopefully he'll come back with a clever retort for a change. most likely he'll post the RUC number again
