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Not606 mile - spit or swallow battles

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Feb 16, 2018.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You’re worth it mate... got a few mins to kill so why not.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jun 17, 2019
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm gonna bake you a quinoa and lentil pie to say thanks for that.
     
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    PINKIE, Jun 17, 2019
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Monny monny he’s a helmet
    Hair like spaghetti and teeth like velvet
    Smokes 60 a day and I think he gay
    Heed like a Rubik’s cube and built like a midge’s pube

    Yeah yeah yeah

    Mic drop
     
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    Toley Fart, Jun 17, 2019
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    First time I've looked in here...this thread is brilliant <laugh>
     
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    monacoger, Jun 17, 2019
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Trev, Trev he is a tim
    20 stone Senga is always dumping him
    He has his car on lease
    He's too fat to step up to the crease
    I can't be ****ed with rapping because it is generally nigga **** then they shoot each other.

    Drops mic and signs multimillion quid contract.
     
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    monacoger, Jun 17, 2019
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  6. brb

    brb CR250

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    Wrong fooking account!
     
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    brb, Jun 17, 2019
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  7. brb

    brb CR250

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    I recognise your avatar from somewhere? :bandit:
     
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    brb, Jun 17, 2019
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> my avatar is the guy who played the hulk, but I get what you are saying, you cheeky ****!
     
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    monacoger, Jun 17, 2019
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    These are the good guise. Mon is sound,....

    I remember all the Smug episodes well.<laugh>
     
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    Commachio, Jun 17, 2019
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Haha I was speaking about that dizzy **** on GC last week. Seemingly he is a bodyguard to an Arabian royal family these days. Not that I have him stalked or anything :bandit:
     
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    monacoger, Jun 17, 2019
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It's worse than Kevin Costner, he's must be mid 60's now.


    Oh and tell ya mates to stop hacking the ****ing place.
     
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    Commachio, Jun 17, 2019
  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Haha I didn't know **** all about the "hacking" and I have no catholic mates. I don't even know who the hacker was but probably that **** ER
     
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    monacoger, Jun 17, 2019
  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Did anyone else read this in a Vicky Pollard voice?
     
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    Libby, Jun 17, 2019
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not sure mate, how would anybody know the answer to that? Your best bet is to do a survey <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Jun 17, 2019
  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah that's why I asked the question mate <ok>
     
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    Libby, Jun 17, 2019
  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh> I always see Mon as a good egg amongst ****s on that board.
     
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    Commachio, Jun 17, 2019
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You asked the question so I could tell you the best way of finding out the answer is to do a survey? Ah right ok, I'm the lucky first person on your survey? Stick me down for a "no" please. Make sure and tell me the results though <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Jun 17, 2019
  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Okay bru.
     
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    Libby, Jun 17, 2019
  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ffs, you are no fun at all. Bring back Smug.
     
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    monacoger, Jun 17, 2019
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  20. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    He has a head shaped like a dinner plate


    If the dinner plate is shaped like a big **** off breeze block

    I like mon
     
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    Quesadaad, Jun 17, 2019
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