Not606 mile - spit or swallow battles

Rules:
Choose a poster
Make fun of them in rhyme.

@Spurlock can't spit, he's a straight up swallower, his raps are in demand as much as methhs penis is popular.

Might think he's on a level but my style he just can't match, cos when it comes to pounding pussies, i ain't metth, I beat that gash.

'Drops mic'

 

@Hoddle Is A God was a top wum and used to be a king on here,
til he proper got bent over and rammed right up his tight rear.
You might laugh at his magic tricks, you might smile from ear to ear, but what's clear for me and all to see is he did actually disappear.

Word

 

And where's that pussy fosse, the man thinks he can rhyme?
Every time he writes some irrelevant ****e, I nod off every time.
But don't worry fosse please don't need to reply to this, I've only got one life and there's there's no time to read your ****.

Boom @FosseFilberto

 

@SuckMyKlopp I'm not impressed, so I'll finish the rest.
Don't bother replying cos everybody knows Saffys the best
I'll school you, I'll fool you, dawg I'll abuse you
Run along now, ain't no time for fakes and snakes
There's a lesson in rap, now Saffys off for a nap


BOOM!

 

Sucky likes a bit off rock, he also likes to touch Metths cock.
He's got no rhythm he's got no rap,
And as this thread shows, he ****ing full off crap.


Flings mike into crowd.

 

You see @Skylarker, you know you're worried cos your team, 's gonna burn out.
Oh ****, Liverpool are losing, man'uh gotta go to work now!
Paid bare peas for Virgil but defence is even worse now.
I'm **** at this so gonna stop now and a take a bow.

 

Many have fallen at the power of my wums,
But I have long since hung up those guns.
Not a word did I write in either malice or hate,
It was merely an urge to put posters straight.

Armed only with a net and the will to rattle,
I put an end to ill-advised tittle-tattle.
Back then, my wummery like a beacon shone.
Now, all is quiet, and those days long gone.

 

Now everybody from not606
Put your motherfucking hands up and follow me
Everybody from not606
Put your motherfucking hands up
Look, look

Now while he stands tough
Notice that @luvgonzo did not have his hands up
This free world got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad @Chief

1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 prick, 2 pricks, 3 pricks, 4
4 pricks, 3 pricks, 2 pricks, 1
You're a prick, he's a prick, you're a prick: none

But I know something about @CFC: Champions of FFP x2
He went to somewhere fancy, that's a private school
What's the matter, dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a headhunter? His real name's Clarence

**** a beat, I go a capella
**** a Papa @Spurlock, **** a clock, **** a trailer,
**** everybody
**** y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of ****ing white African trash, I say it proudly
And **** this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty,
Here, tell these people something they don't know about me.

 

Stans been on the jungle juice.

 

As an entertainer you know that you have to give the people what they want.

 

@Hoddle Is A God is with you here mate

 

This is @Stan

Well **** you Stan I'll be up on your **** once I'm done with your nan.
****er be stalking people on Facebook like some cyber crook who can't read a book.
Pete's waiting bitch
****er wants you to scratch his itch
Sat in his garage dreaming of gay marriage.

This is @Stan

 

That is so true, Stan.

 

Stan plagiarism doesn't count mate - good effort though

 

@Hoddle Is A God is back, reckoning he's done his time. But doing a runner when ya feel the heat is a heinous crime.

Muthafucka got schooled whilst he was givin' it, coz his fake life turned out to be a pack of ****.

And all that's left of his fantasy game, is that all the lads know he's got a girl's name.

YEEOWWW !

 

Piskie is so happy, now his dipstick pal has returned.
It'll be like broke back mountain, both their arses will get burned.
They will swap man juice and share a beer, and wish each other luck,
Then Piskie will take him by the hand, and offer him a ****.

 

Sky took the train down south, on that same day deirdre took him in his mouth.
They had some beer, they had some wine, touching thighs seemed just fine.
They went to meet Libby, who Deirdre thought was such a hunk,
Poor old Libby just stared at a mouthful off spunk.
He quickly raced home, quicker than a really quick James Hunt
And in his little strop wrote on 606 'who is the biggest ****'
Brb Hitler came in trying to sell an ounce,
Fosse said **** you barbie, and did a fosse flounce