Not606 mile - spit or swallow battles

Because he's a sexual athlete, of course, Commie!

Just ask Sucky's girl.

FFS! get with the program!

 

this whole thread was worth it just to read someone type "sexual athlete" when replying to why trakkies were being worn

dead

 

Da **** does hiag know about rap and stuff
hows this crusty old rock star talking like he gets muff?
this time last week he wasnt nearly so brave
holed up and in hiding in his dreary magical cave

what i cant quite conceive is how his mouths somehow bigger than his sleeve
mate... just wait for a sec and breathe. im glad youre back now, poor piskie felt bereaved

i best not say no more or a court date i may have
but if what the chaps say is true then (allegedly) Hilary... is a lad

i dunno who gets the award of flouncer of the year
is it fosse or Hiag, a tough call to make?

the Amazing wizard of spudalot or the slow bloke from top gear.

 

Fosse thinks he has cutting edge wit, But for real he's a boring tit
He talks off Mahrez, he talks off Vardy, even tries tried to wind up Lardy.
He got no patter, he got no chatter, in fact he's as mad as a hatter.
He thinks he's it, like a bit wobbly tit, but but he ain't got the patter,
He'll headbutt his his keyboard, like a headless chicken,
But like his cock, it gets flatter and flatter
Brb did him good, brb did him bad,, his flounce off was so ****ing sad.

sorry for the wrong fred @SuckMyKlopp

 

I'm the HIAGster
Master Wumster
Master HIAGster
The Master Wumster

[chukka chukka chukka chukka]

My words are honed
Your ass is owned
I'm gonna bet
You'll end up in my little net

I lay my bait
No need to wait
The 'Pede start leaping
When HIAG is sleeping

I'm the HIAGster
Master Wumster
Master HIAGster
The Master Wumster

[chukka chukka chukka chukka]​

 

Khan ... Fukka can't ...

 

That was an abortion. Even stole @Spurlock scrachty record ****

 

is this the chorus?

 

No, it’s an abortion.

 

I like your sympathy laugh mate. It will give hiag a warm feeling, knowing his boys are there for him.

 

Kind of.

It's more of a refrain.

It's something I get my bitches to sing back at me. Then the audience.

I'm in my trackie bottoms and hoodie. Plus several gold giant gold chains, of course.

 

That's not a scratchy record.

It's a funky wah guitar.

 

You're dead to us. You were once but the forum fool.
But now you're just a tool.
you got no crack, you got no patter, nothing more than a cheap kebab splatter.
Cheap talk off Vegas and and all that rock, when you where really sucking cheap white cock.
You have three kids, they are both doing fine, good job they are called seven and elven.
You order a pizza and think you are in Ibiza, cos ya lying ****.

Word.

 

Like you’d know the difference.

 

Better than the Status Quo covers you play to be honest.

 

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Dangerous ground, Pix.