Not606 mile - spit or swallow battles

Friday night and its poetry night on not606

 

Yeah man I'ma hit this... yo...

Now let me kick it off with this slut @Commachio
Eat that motherfucker like a tuna carpaccio
You're a starter bitch
You'll take two minutes
Before you get a chance to blink you finished
Motherfucker thinks he some sort of gangster
Really he in his mum's flat just him and Xhamster
Oh he used to be a rock hard fightin machine
He was once in Her Majesty's Royal Marines
Cock that ****... bang bang bang bang
The sound of this bitch in his bed with his man

@Spurlock Ma boy but for one minute we foes
Now we all know he be off tippin some hoes
Payin fo they **** takin bitches fo meals
Taking bitches to primark an buyin bitches some heels
Talkin like he be on some pimpin ****
Let's get real wit this motherfucker one minute
Mo works night shifts as a security guard
Makin us believe that this nigga be hard
Spuddy be rolling this **** off non-stop
But y'all know that nigga Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Now let's talk about tha lil bitch @Skylarker
Motherfucker look like a fat Scott Parker
Been there seen him done this done that
Steel to yo dome nigga ratatat-tat
Nigga in love with a ****in Egyptian
His best mate HIAG is a budget Magician
Claims to be a real G but moved down south
We all know that nigga love deez nuts in his mouth

Love y'all really X

 

Excellent work Tel. Better than that NWA stuff by far.

 

NWA always signed off with 'Love Y'all really' as well

 

@Hoddle Is A God - known as Hiag
is as popular as the bubonic plague.
He disappeared in a puff of smoke
when I made a harmless joke
that I knew his home address
and I would deliver some bull’s mess.
He sent a PM threatening legal action
if I didn’t make a retraction.
But the truth was out of the bag
And Piskie being such a wag
nicknamed him Hillary
and outcame the artillery
“I’ll call the Police,
if you don’t cease”
but Piskie ain’t to blame
that Hiag has a girl’s name.
He once said “The truth would crush us”,
Yet his life has been exposed as totally bogus.
No seaside retreat, fast cars, or model wife
He ain’t a rock god in the prime of his life
He plays guitar in a tribute band
Hiag you have just been totally canned


BOOM shake the room !

 

Why hasn't Hilary done a I've Flounced Back thread?

Poor show!

 

It was good but I wouldn't go that far ffs

 

If @Spurlock could spit bars


I dont give a ****! gimmie a chick whos got dyslexia
any hoe! 22 stone! **** it come we go!
nah wait.... i want that one whos standing next to her
yeah that one with no tits, miss anorexia!

ooooh theres nuthin sexier than a bird who wont wash
one of them wobbly chicks who gobbles dicks and cocks.
oh gosh, she polished my mahogany
but the dick isn't the only thing she got from me

nah mate! mate not a baby, an 'STD
gave it to her gladly, in fact purposefully
i said "spread ya knees and lets spread disease"
she said to me "ya dick tastes like Feta cheese"

yeah.... she do anything for Dairylee!

 

Gansta

 

Tchk tchk tchk tchk (scratching)

Now look Mr Suck
I didn't mean to ****
Your two Dolla whore
she was gaggin for a score
So we reached a deal
'a fondle and a feel?'
She said 'No Spurly baby, can I eat your cock like its a Happy Meal?'


Tchk tchk tchk tchk(scratching)

It is what it is, Bizzle is biz
She didn't have the dough
The ****in crack hoe
So the next time you see her
Give her a cuddle, wipe her tear
After all she spent all night
Taking my fat cock up her rear

Tchk tchk tchk tchk(scratching)

She pulled out her phone
Showed me a pic of your maggot
We burst out laughing
And she called you a faggot
It's 6am, time to get rid
When your bitch comes home
Ask her what Spurlock did


Tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk....

 

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Sucky getting schooled.

That is superb

It even has sound effects

Tchk tchk tchk tchk (scratching)


Spursy has defo bounced that mike.

 

to @Spurlock's girl (one of the thin semi attractive ones will do)

Fanxs for the blow job!

i liked the way ya took my whole nob in ya whole gob, had me shouting out "oh ghod"
"oh god dont stop", not when im about to blow... my whole ****ing load down ya ****ing throat
his chicks cluckin for my ****ing pole, like she's a dancer in a stripper show
but thats how i roll, similar to how i flow on the microphone, When im in the zone
this lil white boi goes hard "ya dun know"
i bend her over and shake the whole yard.. "no joke"
And theres no smoke without fire, id be a liar if i said she never hit notes higher than mariah
when i **** her from behind i.... i like to smack her on the back off and bite her.... on the back of her neck,
she getting back ache from all the sex and if im tired i might let her have some rest.


**** THE FREE WORLD!

 

Did you pause there, while thinking off the next line?


Still a ****ing good effort sucky. Keep smackin those bitches. I think

 

the pause was due to how fat she was, but i quickly got over it

 

BOOM!

[drops mic and walks off stage holding balls through trackie bottoms]

 

Why do you think he's wearing trackie bottoms?