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Not606 mile - spit or swallow battles

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I read this in an Alan Partridge voice.
     
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    PINKIE, Jun 19, 2019
  2. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    HIAG Rap Pt2

    You never see me cry
    I swat ‘Pede **** like a fly
    Hang those suckers out to dry
    Hear me jibe, then it’s “goodbye!”

    I take my aim
    Pop ‘Pede ass wit my gun
    Killing time for fun
    Take Pixie down in flame
    The Master Wumster strikes again
    I watch the pain
    Crease your face
    You better brace
    Yo self for more
    You iz my whore in this word-war

    BAM! BAM! BAM!
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Jun 19, 2019
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Good Lord.
     
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    Tobes, Jun 19, 2019
  5. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    He is my inspiration, Tobias.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Jun 19, 2019
  6. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jun 19, 2019
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  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Seen the page, seen the crime a 65 year old fat guy killing a rhyme.

    Receiving a like from his fake mate whose 20 years past the sell by date.

    A punch drunk lawyer, a life that's wasted like a Matthews turkey that should be basted.

    Musically inept, deaf as a post
    Piss soaked grannies raising a toast

    Con club band that plays for a tenner oh the insanity of Oh Vienna.

    Word up
     
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  8. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    ^^ WORD
     
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    gooner4ever, Jun 19, 2019
  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...and the gayest attempt is clearly won by Quentin <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Jun 19, 2019
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  10. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    I am the HIAGster
    Master Wumster
    Über funster
    Master HIAGster

    HIAG’s my name
    Rattling ‘Pede’s my game
    My words take aim
    I put ‘Pede to shame

    I am the HIAGster
    Master Wumster
    Über funster
    Master HIAGster

    You feel regret
    Leaping high
    Into my net
    I hear you sigh
    “No, not again!”
    Your words of pain
    Relax jack!
    I’ll put you back
    But it’s the same
    You’ll leap again!

    I am the HIAGster
    Master Wumster
    Über funster
    Master HIAGster
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Where's the bit about pushing the pineapple and shaking the tree bru?
     
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  12. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    ^ This from @Commachio was spot on
     
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    gooner4ever, Jun 19, 2019
  13. Hoddle is a god

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    This one’s a slow rap...


    Bambi roams this jungle in a state of innocence
    Believing all he hears even though it’s nonsense
    Even with his Mama shot he believe that good
    Is gonna reign supreme all across this ‘hood

    The bitch is stoopid!
    Uh huh!
    The bitch is stoopid!
    Uh huh!

    Bambi saying that Foxes are Spurs’ only rival
    The fool not seeing how Leicester caught in a spiral
    Too many times his sorry ass is getting netted
    I have pity for the fool but I don’t regret it

    The bitch is stoopid!
    Uh huh!
    The bitch is stoopid!
    Uh huh!
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Jun 19, 2019
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    HIAG on some mumble rap ****.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jun 19, 2019
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  15. Libby

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    You having a stroke bruv?
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    A predilection
    For prediction
    Embarrassing fiction
    Average diction
    No encryption, subtlety or rhyme
    Tedium personified, a literary crime
    Endorsements from sycophants and simpletons both
    Don't mask his inadequacies, the internet sloth
    He floats like a bumblebee, stings like a midge
    His sense of adventure is raiding his fridge
    His use of guitar is a crime on humanity
    His wife has retained a semblance of sanity
    And warrants a mention for suffering Quentin (aka Hoddle Is A God)
     
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    FosseFilberto, Jun 19, 2019
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Hiag giving Piskie a blue rinse in rhyme here. <laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Jun 19, 2019
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It’s like your fat uncle donning his baseball cap backwards, pulling on a pair of shades and trying to rap at a wedding <laugh>
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Jun 19, 2019
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I know its great <laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Jun 19, 2019
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