Not606 CCFC team

sacked in the morning
your getting sacked in the morning

 

Perhaps Aber would be more suited to the flank. Basta’d flanker!

Aber is a flanker!

 

I see myself as a cross between Glenn Hoddle and Billy Ronson

 

See myself as a cross between Glenn Frey and Mick Ronson. .

 

Glenn frey, now your talking.
Suppose robin Friday had a bit of the joe Walsh about him.

 

I'm in goal (the clue is in my name)
If not, I'm going home and I'm taking my ball with me

 

I’ve been thinking about the captain armband mr Jones and with all jokes aside I’m not sure you would find a better man for the job than......myself.

 

We would certainly be assured of a little something at half time to boost our second half performances. And I don't mean orange pieces.

 

You will all get what us valley Lot had at half time as a kid........no objections to a pint of bulls sperm I guess....hi energy and lubes your dry throat and clears nasal passages.

I’m allergic to it myself so I better risk a water

 

Hope there's no lumps in it. Down in one?

 

I’ve been told it’s like downing a twenty raw egg high protein breakfast drink.....if it’s good enough for putin then it’s good enough for us.......well you boys really I got allergies

 

I’ll bring some malted milk biscuits masky can hopefully bring some clarkies and I’m hoping someone will pick up some coconut rings pre match motivation tea is essential for team building

 

Whereas I’d have no objection to downing a pint of bull sperm before a game, it’s more suitable to outfield players. As a goalkeeper I like to strictly keep to my mentor’s regime.

 

This weeks team to play Llwynypia blind school, who have a French female manager. Anette Cur Taine.

As normal 4-4-2.

Turk

Sheep
Sparks
Masky
Hilts

Ninian
Aber (c)
Irish
Sayer

I Saw Ronny Moore
Frank Furter

Subs
Tiger
BfB
Blue Scull
Jay
Ninian
Rumney


Manager DJ
Assistant Temple
Trainer William 5551
Assistant Danablue
Sponge Man Remote


Cur Taine and her team are fresh from a European game in Venice where they won 2-0 and the had a vertical jump in the league after this win against a de pleated team.

 

Not having that. Too good to be on the bench. I played once for Tongwynlais first team don't you know.

I'm off to play for Forest. FACT!!!

 

Sponge at the ready boss.....



......And don't any players give me any lip or I'll lace it with ralgex!!!! Can get quite high up on those thighs you know.

 

Prediction time...I reckon we'll score a couple (me to notch with a left-footer) but we'll lose 4-2...….but it is a girl's team so going down is probably OK!

 

Just hope they don't run a random drugs test on that lot.........

Another thing boss, thanks for putting me in the back four with Masky - I'd rather have him alongside me than behind me - know what I mean 'Arry?

 

So I’m in midfield plus also on the bench