Lord Beer = zeTom is my new theory.
Although Lord Beer seems smarter than zeTom was.
Thanks!

That's a bit of a ****ty offer to be honest. Certainly not fair on Nolan. Even if he tries his best, his contract and wages are at the mercy of other players and how they perform. To be honest, I can see a deal like that causing conflict in the team more than anything else.
Why is Mike Ashley such an idiot sometimes?
It's hardly unfair, if Nolan performs well it won't go unoticed. It's just an incentive to make sure Nolan doesn't get complacent. Let's face it, we'd all be pissed if we gave Nolan a new contract and he did **** all for the next 4 years.
I'd wager alot of money (or my cock as seems to be the trend) that even if we don't finish 7th, Nolan would still get a good deal.
Also, 50k a week for 3 years when you've just turned 30 is not bad at all.