Nolan BANNED...

[Ameobi's Apprentice]

Hmmmm, methinks someone has let the cat out of the bag!

Or the granny out of the holdall or something like that.

I only borrowed her for an hour, i took her back to the home safe and well.

 

[Agent Bruce]

That was very commendable of you. Some people just leave them behind the bushes.

 

[Ameobi's Apprentice]

Why thank you. It was a shock to hear she died a 2 days later.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Why thank you. It was a shock to hear she died a 2 days later.

You should have tried to miss her heart!

 

[Beatski]

Really? I thought he always seemed like a jack the lad.

agreed.

If you ask me, Jonas Gutierrez seems like the most mature member of the squad

 

[Shola's Concrete Boots]

Iv'e been caught witht the same camera before as I live in Benton. Sneaky bastards.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Got to get some cash from somewhere to pay for the installation of the camera.

 

[steviemac14]

Nolan mature?! Bearing in mind he was Mr C's best mate and was involved in most of the mental **** he got involved with I would have to disagree. Mr Harps is the only mature player in our squad, the rest are all mental and I love them for it.

 

[Smudger]

I'd have thought Harper or Shola were the most mature members of the squad. Nolan, like Barton seems to be a bit of a lad whos always involved in the banter and having a laugh. No excuse for such excessive speeding though. Carroll cant even drive him to work anymore!

Although to be fair I doubt Nolan has much influence on the likes of Ranger

 

[AH]

Everyone speeds mate, it's nothing mental! Give a guy a fast car, guy will naturally drive the car fast.

He's no Carroll, neither of his wives eyes are bruised.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Shola's been known to get up to some naughties in the past mind you!

 

[Rumsfeld]

Nolan drives fast to make up for running really slow

 

[KingoStarr]

Other than having it on with everyones wives i feel colo is a very mature squad member

 

[Ameobi's Apprentice]

Tiote seems like a mature fella. Then he gets on the pitch and ****S PEOPLE UP .

 

[Cal.]

Nolan drives fast to make up for running really slow

Maybe him being banned from driving will make him run fast to compensate?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Maybe him being banned from driving will make him run fast to compensate?

Good thinking.

 

[Rumsfeld]

Nolan is going to reach speeds of 65 MPH on the pitch tomorrow