No more of this nonsense

I refer the right honourable gentleman to the reply I gave earlier.




Do you or do you not have bits of cheese in your beard?

 

I don't have a beard.

 

You must have been doing handstands at your front window when I drove past then!

 

Could be. I do do that.

 

I sometimes let it grow for abit out of laziness and to piss my mrs off, as she don't like them, but other than that I prefer to be clean shaven. Beards itch a lot.

The whole beard craze seems to of caught on with all the pretty boys at the moment. They must think having a beard will add some masculinity to their appearance. As walking around in plimsoles, tight jeans, a pink t shirt, and a man bag over their shoulder doesn't really strike me as a very masculine appearance