Interesting facts about Sting - Sting literally has no left foot Sting's real name is Leonard Crosier Sting is the owner of the arcades on the pier at Walton-on-the-Naze Sting's famous ditty Every Breath You Take is an ode to asthma sufferers Sting once had an unsuccessful trial with St Mirren during the 2008/09 season Sting fell from a pear tree when he was six and broke his knob in half Sting is the current mayor of Droylsden Sting is allergic to bicycle chains Sting owns the world's largest collection of Rent-a-Ghost merchandise Sting does not take well to people telling him to 'get ****ed, you annoying little ****-goblet'
I'm currently rocking a beard. But I've done so on and off for the last 12 years, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
I have an unfortunate grey patch that makes it look like I'm drooling out of one side of my mouth when I grow a beard.
I get red and grey bits and look like a molester so I tend to go clean shaven to display my youthful looks.
I'm normally clean shaven but occasionally let it grow for a couple days to monitor how much grey is in it.
I've often been described as a Scotch Tom Sellick such is the rampant bushy soup strainer that resides on my top lip. please log in to view this image
