No more of this nonsense

[ERINBLACK]

the police were gash

 

[DevAdvocate]

Say Beelbo the Doom-bot.

I'm a very "up" person, everyone says so.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

All the good rock stars die too young to grow a beard. All the rest are just wallpaper.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

****er with a ****ty high pitched voice.

Dev's not that bad, Drew

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Interesting facts about Sting -

Sting literally has no left foot
Sting's real name is Leonard Crosier
Sting is the owner of the arcades on the pier at Walton-on-the-Naze
Sting's famous ditty Every Breath You Take is an ode to asthma sufferers
Sting once had an unsuccessful trial with St Mirren during the 2008/09 season
Sting fell from a pear tree when he was six and broke his knob in half
Sting is the current mayor of Droylsden
Sting is allergic to bicycle chains
Sting owns the world's largest collection of Rent-a-Ghost merchandise
Sting does not take well to people telling him to 'get ****ed, you annoying little ****-goblet'

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

I'm currently rocking a beard. But I've done so on and off for the last 12 years, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I'm currently rocking a beard. But I've done so on and off for the last 12 years, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Tweed jacket with elbow patches?

 

[Otto Flayshow]

I have an unfortunate grey patch that makes it look like I'm drooling out of one side of my mouth when I grow a beard.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I have an unfortunate grey patch that makes it look like I'm drooling out of one side of my mouth when I grow a beard.

I get red and grey bits and look like a molester so I tend to go clean shaven to display my youthful looks.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Tweed jacket with elbow patches?

Florence & Fred hoody with curry stains.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I get red and grey bits and look like a molester so I tend to go clean shaven to display my youthful looks.

And yet that molester look prevails

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

i can't grow one really. all year round stubble for this ******ed paki.

 

[Gambol]

I'm normally clean shaven but occasionally let it grow for a couple days to monitor how much grey is in it.

 

[Tina.]

^^ old **** ^^

 

[EDGE.]

I've often been described as a Scotch Tom Sellick such is the rampant bushy soup strainer that resides on my top lip.

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[Tina.]

stop posting my mate's pic you ****

 

[pompeymeowth]

That's not a tache, his eyebrows came down for a drink.

 

[EDGE.]

stop posting my mate's pic you ****

You shouldn't have asked him to contact me on your be half then.

 

[Archers Road]

I'm normally clean shaven but occasionally let it grow for a couple days to monitor how much cheese is in it.

Sorted

 

[Gambol]

Sorted

The whit now?